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SMX Studios presents

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And together we are F.O.R.S.!

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You know, life's full of crazy folks

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who skip work to go to a party, a "StarCon"

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Ah, Darth Leia, she's behind the building

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Allow me to introduce my best apprentice.

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Rules, regulations, rules...

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I be the Earl of Light, Jedi Knight
Ob-Ivan Vasilievich The Terrible

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Try doing that. Keep in mind 
your primary mission - information.

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Into my modest evil citadel...

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And yogurts, living and eternal
for all time

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Bifido-inhibitor. The world will
no longer have yogurts so potent

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In any case - thank you!

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So many years of searching and travels
just to have to come back to the start.

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I knew I would find you.

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Yes, how did you end up like this?

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And you were so...

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It's true they say: no better way to rid
of a man than to give him false goals

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False goals always attract, and if they
don't justify the means - is never relevant.

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Make a man forget the path and focus him
only on the goal, and his life loses meaning.

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Although, he'll never admit it himself.

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But you. You still get it, I see, since you 
keep coming here. Still hoping for miracles

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Too bad I will have to

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Quick, come with me!

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You heard him, right?
And he's got friends too!

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Okay, stop.

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Phew, we're clear, I think

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Name's Lara Jade by the way.
And you?

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Hang on a sec - Grandma.

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Hello? Hello?

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No no, all is well.

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Yes. Yes, he's here.
He's so amusing!

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The country needs you again, son!

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Me?

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Yes. You must save the world.

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Save the world? Again?

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All by myself?

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Is this a franchise reboot or something?

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F.O.R.S.  3.0

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If you knew how long I waited for this!

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Ordinary grey life is such boredom.

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Adventures on the other hand - Ah!

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Like good old times.

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– I'm even willing to work for free.
– That's real good.

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Though, could we keep that private?

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By the way, I watched 
the first F.O.R.S. fanfilm.

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Pretty good. But the guy
who played me looks nothing like.

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Palych though - looks one to one.

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He got caught yet?

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Ah, state secret, I see.

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You're new, right? Worry not.
You are in a company of a professional.

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I saved the world for you already
before, several times.

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Fedya Molodsov and I tore up bad guys
when you were still a crawling rug rat.

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- So if you need anything, do call.
- Of course.

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We'll wreck and punish everyone.

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- We there yet?
- No.

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- We there yet?
- No.

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- We there yet?    -Yes!
- Really?         -No!

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Fear nothing, be surprised by nothing,
It is what it is.

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Don't worry, I've been around the block.

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- Is this some kinda HQ?
- Well yeah.

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Um, doesn't look like an HQ to me.

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Yes, they call Pal Palych wicked
"Has no home and has no pals"

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And they say this villain's breakfast
Is made up of boys and gals

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He-he-hey, he-he-hey,
I eat little boys and gals

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He-he-hey, he-he-hey, eh ma!

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Come right in and do feel welcome
In my modest little den.

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You will quickly understand, that
People lied of me back then.

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Oi-le-le, Oi-le-le,
People lied of me back then.

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Oi-le-le, oi-le-le, eh ma!

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We'll become the best of buddies
And forget our old offences

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We will open up together 
Millions of lucky chances.

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woosh woosh woosh, pew pew pew
Millions of lucky chances.

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I hate!!!

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Please, meet Pal Palych.
My spiritual leader and mentor.

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Thanks, Captain Obvious.
We've met.

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Lara Jade, once again
you pleased the old man.

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I hope, YOU are also glad to meet?

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Honestly, not really.

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And you, you lied to me.

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What? Did you not want adventure?
Your desire suddenly vanish?

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And you are still quite haughty,
My little white skull!

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Yes. No need to be scared.

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We have so many opportunities.

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The time of grudges has long gone.

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We have future perspectives to discuss.

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I wish to offer you my
friendship and patronage.

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Hah, friendship? You just want
to use me and betray later!

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Allow me to remind you, that I am the only 
one of us two, who didn't betray the other.

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But as they say, who minds the old,
gets an eye stabbed out cold.

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It doesn't fit us, learned of the Force,
to bicker like dogs when we're so few now

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Have a seat.

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What's the use in all these rituals,
when the Force's source is gone.

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Sadist!

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Soldier! Bring your paper ass here!

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A toast for three?

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- Poison?
- You insult me.

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I will not drink your Sith Hooch!

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From the dawn of time, the world
has had two sides of the Force.

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One takes power in yogurts. The other... 
in what you just called Sith Hooch!

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Try it, have no fear.

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Even your favoured kefir has its particles.
All of us inside have its particles!

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And that's what allows us to
control the people's minds!

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Soldier! My sword!

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Think of it, a simple stick,
wrapped in a section of pipe.

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But in fact, it is
a source of ultimate power!

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Don't be afraid. Take it,
and drink some of this.

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Well, come on!

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So quickly?

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Marvellous!

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Now you can easily slay
an unarmed old man.

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Really now?!

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Or you can hear my proposal and
learn what boons it can grant you.

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- Boons? For me?

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Yes.

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I already shared the secret of my power,
and that is your first bonus.

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Want me as your apprentice? RIGHT.

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Not at all. I offer partnership.

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What partnership could we have?

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Exclusively for the good of humankind.

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You want to turn all mankind into the
"First Galactic Empire"...

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You're a slave to stereotypes!

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If someone dons a black hooded coat, does he 
immediately mean to conquer and enslave the world?

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- Am I wrong?
- Pal Palych is not like that!

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Only my right hand understands me.

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Okay fine, what partnership?

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Ah yes. I wanted to ask, as a friend and
partner, to help me return an artefact.

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Nothing difficult, my acquaintance 
will simply hand it to you.

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He invited me to come get it in person,
but I'm old and frail for such trips.

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Let's assume so. Why can't Lara do it?

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I can. I found him, didn't I?

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You can, no doubt.

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It's just that this simple task will help
restore the trust, lost by a sad mistake.

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In addition, you two will work as a team.

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Call it a guarantee of my honesty, for YOU!

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Well, if it helps you and harms nobody,
I will do this!

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Splendid, my friend, splendid!

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Soldier! Bring more Sith Hooch!

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I like how you made that up.

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- Two shots.
- Three shots!

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Yes.

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Yes, I am resting.

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I almost got killed, by the way.

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No, I will have him...

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Why would a fisherman go get wet,
when nets are already in the water?

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Just wait till the silly fish swims
into his net all by itself.

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You don't need to be an oracle to see 
that they will go to the Geeks Parlour.

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I will meet them there.

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Yeah...

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The Geeks Parlour, huh?

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Yes. Can't believe I'll get
to see it with my own eyes!

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Wait, you've never been there?

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Many claim they have, but
almost everyone is lying.

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This place is only fit for the freakiest 
of fans, who long lost faith in real life.

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But if we aren't freaks, 
how do we get in?

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We aren't freaks, right?

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Fortunately, another way exists.
An invitation.

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One by the name "Murky" awaits
a courier from Palych.

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Murky?

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Odd name. That's all I know of him.
Palych himself never even saw the guy.

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He shoulda gone himself and met him.

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Palych doesn't leave his abode.
Scared of something, but tells nobody.

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I conduct most of his business myself.

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He ever tell you about Darth Leia?

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Darth Leia?

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Never mind. Bad joke.
Parlour it is, then.

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- I think that's our bus.
- Yep.

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Doesn't look like a super secret
super parlour of super geeky misfits.

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Don't you think?

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Want to hide something well,
hide it in plain sight.

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I guess.

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Press the 20.

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- Hey, what the Sith!
- What the Sith!

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- Hey, stop groping me!
- It ain't me! Ow!

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Welcome to the new episode of
"Who Wants To Be A Geek!", fellows!

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Um, I don't get it, what's this?

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You seek passage 
to the Geek Parlour, yes?

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- Yeah.
- Yep.

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It's not some public alley.

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20 floors lay between you and the Parlour.
And 5 questions of increasing difficulty.

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You have one hint - a phone call to a geek.

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Answer all questions right - you pass.
If not - alas.

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Fine, lay it on. Don't worry, all this
misfit geeky nerd stuff is my forte.

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Well then, let's begin our game
"Who Wants To Be A Geek"!

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Did Pal Palych give any cheat sheets?

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I'm of opinion he knew nothing of this.

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And so, first question!

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Who were Sauron's best minions?

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The 3 Musketeers.

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The 9 Riders

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The 33 Bogatyr's, 
or The 300 Spartans.

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- The 9 Riders.
- Great job, correct!

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Next question.

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What do they call an anime genre
which deals with same sex relationships?

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Yaoi.

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Oy Oy.

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Time-for-a-nap-boy.

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OMG-NO!

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- Who's that laughing?
- Stay focused.

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Well, logically thinking...

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It's yaoi.

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How do you know?

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Um, yes. That's correct.

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Now we approach the harder questions.
Get ready.

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Very well.

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Which spell is used to kill someone
In the Harry Potter universe?

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Abracadabra

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Avada Kedavra

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Grab a Cadaver

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Weed for a Centaur

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Abra Cadabra... Grab a Cadaver...

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Hocus Pocus, Open Sesame, Damnit.
Looks like we both passed this by.

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Oh look, you aren't 
proper geeks at all.

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Come again? What are you saying,
you shitty little lobby boy?

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5 years I awaited this moment!
5 years of damned civil life!

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Okay, calm now. Let's use
our "Call a geek" hint.

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And who shall you call?

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Call my buddy "Crucio".

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He hates me, of course.
But he does love Harry Potter.

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How do you figure he will help you?

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Want me to talk to him instead?

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Hello.

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Hello, this is the show
"Who Wants To Be A Geek"

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Please help your friend answer
one very simple question.

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Time is running.

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Hey Crucio, how's life?

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Hi, who is this?

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Oh Crucio, you disappoint me.
It's me, Lara Jade.

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What? Die already!!

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Avada Kedavra! Avada Kedavra!
Avada Kedavra!

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Answer B - Avada Kedavra.

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Indeed, quite original.

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True they say, a geek to a geek
is a comrade, friend, and a phone hint.

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Avada Kedavra is the right answer!

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Perfect!

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I congratulate you, guys, you're
half way there.

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But don't say Qapla',
until you make the jump.

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Hardest questions are ahead, and
the fall is getting higher and higher.

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The fall?

240
00:19:02,558 --> 00:19:04,924
Oh, did I not mention?!

241
00:19:05,540 --> 00:19:09,006
Answer wrong - and you go down
on your own wings.

242
00:19:09,731 --> 00:19:13,698
Fine, don't fret. We'll manage.
Lay on your questions.

243
00:19:14,001 --> 00:19:15,001
Very well.

244
00:19:18,215 --> 00:19:24,448
What is the proper translation from elven 
for the words: "Dysgwr y-llon Frythoneg!"?

245
00:19:25,872 --> 00:19:27,472
That's not elven, bro.

246
00:19:27,731 --> 00:19:29,531
I'm not your bro, buddy.

247
00:19:29,706 --> 00:19:31,572
I'm not your buddy, pal.

248
00:19:31,755 --> 00:19:33,288
I'm not your pal, friend.

249
00:19:35,701 --> 00:19:37,301
You gotta be kidding.

250
00:19:37,994 --> 00:19:42,727
You know, they say, a true geek 
has a gut feeling for these things,

251
00:19:42,931 --> 00:19:43,931
Right here, he feels it.

252
00:19:45,172 --> 00:19:48,072
dis-gur-illon-fri-to-neg...

253
00:19:49,773 --> 00:19:51,373
That's not elven, bro.

254
00:19:52,441 --> 00:19:54,441
I'm not your bro, buddy.

255
00:19:56,433 --> 00:19:58,300
I'm not your buddy, pal.

256
00:19:59,117 --> 00:20:01,450
I'm not your pal, friend.

257
00:20:03,668 --> 00:20:05,935
This for real can't be elven. 
Answer A.

258
00:20:07,045 --> 00:20:08,045
You agree?

259
00:20:08,582 --> 00:20:09,582
Sure.

260
00:20:09,905 --> 00:20:12,605
So answer A.

261
00:20:19,312 --> 00:20:24,245
Well, not many, indeed, not many,
rise to this level in this elevator.

262
00:20:24,327 --> 00:20:27,127
Very few manage to escape 
on their own legs.

263
00:20:27,522 --> 00:20:30,722
Will you manage to answer
the last question?

264
00:20:30,734 --> 00:20:31,867
We will find out...

265
00:20:31,933 --> 00:20:35,266
Because you answered this
question correctly!

266
00:20:35,480 --> 00:20:36,480
Super!

267
00:20:38,134 --> 00:20:41,467
Gather your strength. It's time
for the last question.

268
00:20:46,085 --> 00:20:50,485
Name the main heroine of the Twilight Saga.

269
00:20:51,102 --> 00:20:59,302
A. Bella.    B. Joanne.
C. Sara.     D. Caitlyn.

270
00:20:59,596 --> 00:21:01,396
- Oh shiiii....
- Wow, yeah.

271
00:21:02,786 --> 00:21:05,053
I'm utterly clueless, frankly.

272
00:21:05,180 --> 00:21:06,180
Ditto.

273
00:21:06,192 --> 00:21:07,959
We have any more hints?

274
00:21:08,008 --> 00:21:09,975
Sorry, but... alas.

275
00:21:11,217 --> 00:21:13,950
Twilight Saga? What's that even about?

276
00:21:14,275 --> 00:21:18,808
Twilight... Gloom...
Maybe it's about Night Watch?

277
00:21:19,045 --> 00:21:21,745
Close. It is about vampires.

278
00:21:21,789 --> 00:21:25,656
Maybe you've seen something alike?
Full Moon? Twilight? No?

279
00:21:26,012 --> 00:21:27,478
I was afraid of this.

280
00:21:28,016 --> 00:21:29,416
What floor you say?

281
00:21:29,660 --> 00:21:32,260
Wait a minute! We can just take 
the money, right?

282
00:21:33,568 --> 00:21:35,468
Um, what money?

283
00:21:35,516 --> 00:21:37,616
This is a TV-show parody, right?

284
00:21:37,774 --> 00:21:41,308
The player may refuse any time
and take the money instead.

285
00:21:41,405 --> 00:21:44,038
Um, but then you don't get
inside the Parlour.

286
00:21:44,051 --> 00:21:45,584
Palych won't forgive us.

287
00:21:45,611 --> 00:21:47,811
We'll think of something, hell with him.

288
00:21:47,843 --> 00:21:49,043
We don't know the answer.

289
00:21:49,126 --> 00:21:50,126
You don't know?

290
00:21:50,890 --> 00:21:53,957
We're hearing about this Saga 
from you for the first time.

291
00:21:53,958 --> 00:22:02,458
Okay. Are you positive that you do not
know the answer about Twilight Saga?

292
00:22:02,904 --> 00:22:03,904
Yes!

293
00:22:08,411 --> 00:22:11,811
Unbelievable.
I waited for this so long.

294
00:22:14,069 --> 00:22:18,169
That is correct!
Guys, I'm so glad to see brethren.

295
00:22:18,265 --> 00:22:21,465
I congratulate you, well done.
That was the right answer.

296
00:22:21,481 --> 00:22:24,014
You shouldn't know what her name is.

297
00:22:24,105 --> 00:22:29,172
Hardcore Geeks know the name 
"Twilight Sparkle", not "Bella"

298
00:22:29,211 --> 00:22:32,211
Welcome to the Parlour. You will
always be at home here. Good luck!

299
00:22:32,305 --> 00:22:33,305
Thanks!

300
00:22:39,314 --> 00:22:43,414
- Bye bye!
- Take care.

301
00:22:51,696 --> 00:22:55,996
SileMarile... MarileSile...
Hic... S’il vous plait.

302
00:22:56,036 --> 00:22:58,736
A parlour indeed. Find Murky
and quickly get the hell outta here.

303
00:22:58,838 --> 00:23:00,971
They all look murky in here.

304
00:23:01,239 --> 00:23:03,772
My revered ones, come hither quickly!

305
00:23:03,853 --> 00:23:06,086
So great to see fresh faces in here!

306
00:23:06,181 --> 00:23:09,881
Everything you may ever need, you can
purchase in my artefact booth.

307
00:23:09,966 --> 00:23:12,500
And remember, my name is Merrymaker Q.

308
00:23:12,807 --> 00:23:14,941
I don't like this "merrymaker".

309
00:23:15,520 --> 00:23:19,353
We are looking for someone. 
Murky is the name. Heard of him?

310
00:23:19,368 --> 00:23:23,535
I don't believe my luck. You wish to
purchase information? Fantastic!

311
00:23:23,616 --> 00:23:25,083
Honestly, we don't want to buy anything.

312
00:23:25,198 --> 00:23:27,231
Too bad, young man, too bad.

313
00:23:27,267 --> 00:23:29,333
Nevertheless, you know the name, yes?

314
00:23:29,363 --> 00:23:34,130
What? You wish to swindle me around your 
finger? I have stated no such thing.

315
00:23:34,554 --> 00:23:37,354
- You don't have to be Dr. Lightman to...
- Let's go. This place isn't that big.

316
00:23:37,356 --> 00:23:41,623
Let's split up. You'll look here,
you check out over there.

317
00:23:53,361 --> 00:23:57,394
Tell me. How do you manage to play
an untuned mandolin with three strings?

318
00:23:57,409 --> 00:24:00,109
You see, the trick is, I play randomly.

319
00:24:00,168 --> 00:24:01,968
Hey dude. Check out the device.

320
00:24:02,167 --> 00:24:05,234
Warm sound of lamp transistors,
Clear hum of a coax cable.

321
00:24:05,438 --> 00:24:08,705
Most of all, the original
antennae built in 1973.

322
00:24:08,810 --> 00:24:10,143
Sorry, bro, I got no money.

323
00:24:10,158 --> 00:24:15,958
What? It's not for sale!
How could one sell MATHILDA?

324
00:24:17,708 --> 00:24:19,941
But I can see, you're a fine expert.

325
00:24:20,237 --> 00:24:22,470
Well, I wouldn't call myself an expert.

326
00:24:23,038 --> 00:24:27,001
Don't be shy. Check this.
I'll let you listen.

327
00:24:27,086 --> 00:24:32,086
For free. By the way, all wires
are oxygen free copper. You ready?

328
00:24:32,382 --> 00:24:33,382
Yeah, okay.

329
00:24:35,405 --> 00:24:37,939
Um, I hear nothing at all.

330
00:24:38,051 --> 00:24:44,618
WHAT? Oh, no there is is. Don't you?
The warm silky lamp noise.

331
00:24:44,906 --> 00:24:48,872
Look buddy, I don't have time.
Do you know anyone named Murky?

332
00:24:48,904 --> 00:24:50,237
Never heard of him.

333
00:24:50,310 --> 00:24:54,510
Murky? Haven't heard that name
in a while. Sit down, mate.

334
00:24:56,324 --> 00:24:57,424
You know Murky?

335
00:24:57,696 --> 00:24:59,029
Yes, I heard of him.

336
00:24:59,079 --> 00:25:02,479
Sometimes, at night, after the storm,
in the mist, you go up on the deck,

337
00:25:02,618 --> 00:25:06,218
And you see with a corner of your eye,
That nobody is at the wheel.

338
00:25:06,358 --> 00:25:09,125
You turn sharply, and see:
The helmsman is present as ever.

339
00:25:09,215 --> 00:25:12,282
All seems normal. But something
presses on your chest.

340
00:25:12,364 --> 00:25:14,830
You call the helmsman, and he's deaf.

341
00:25:14,925 --> 00:25:18,225
Approach him, shake him.
He doesn't care.

342
00:25:18,249 --> 00:25:21,782
Walk around, look in his face...
But there IS no face.

343
00:25:22,143 --> 00:25:24,443
That - is who Murky is.

344
00:25:24,690 --> 00:25:26,357
No wait. That's Darkly.

345
00:25:26,383 --> 00:25:29,216
He needs that other pirate, the one 
who always walked around drunk.

346
00:25:29,305 --> 00:25:32,071
He had those dull murky eyes,
that's why they called him so.

347
00:25:32,162 --> 00:25:33,762
Yes, that fits better.

348
00:25:33,868 --> 00:25:37,535
Sadly, last year he fell overboard.

349
00:25:37,755 --> 00:25:40,088
Was a good pirate, despite a drunkard.

350
00:25:40,217 --> 00:25:41,950
You sure it's not Darkly who you need?

351
00:25:42,021 --> 00:25:43,754
I'm sure. But thanks for the help.

352
00:25:43,810 --> 00:25:45,277
By the way, your girlfriend?

353
00:25:45,522 --> 00:25:46,722
Her? Well yeah, we're together.

354
00:25:46,966 --> 00:25:52,699
She looks awful lot formal.
Brother, a non-geek on a ship - bad omen.

355
00:25:52,893 --> 00:25:53,893
Thank you, noted.

356
00:25:54,755 --> 00:25:57,288
- Got nada.
- Dead end here too.

357
00:25:57,340 --> 00:25:59,407
- It's okay, don't worry, we'll ask here.

358
00:25:59,447 --> 00:26:01,714
Hey man, can you help us? Cause we're...

359
00:26:01,793 --> 00:26:04,093
"You dare speak with me?"

360
00:26:04,152 --> 00:26:05,985
Sorry, didn't mean to distract.

361
00:26:06,031 --> 00:26:07,297
"Speak, Fool!"

362
00:26:07,577 --> 00:26:10,744
Um, we seek Murky, could you help us?

363
00:26:10,810 --> 00:26:14,010
"I do not intend to waste mana
on such nonsense."

364
00:26:14,082 --> 00:26:17,382
Dang, now I'm ready to admit that
games ruin children's psyche.

365
00:26:17,467 --> 00:26:18,567
Too bad this isn't America.

366
00:26:18,636 --> 00:26:22,069
We could have cause a bloodbath
in here, and then blame Quake.

367
00:26:22,188 --> 00:26:23,521
You play Quake?!

368
00:26:23,630 --> 00:26:25,630
Matters not. 
Hey, those peeps look chill.

369
00:26:27,643 --> 00:26:29,443
Fine lady, could you aid us...

370
00:26:29,535 --> 00:26:31,535
Hm, she wants you to roll dice.

371
00:26:46,678 --> 00:26:47,678
We will aid you.

372
00:26:48,534 --> 00:26:50,467
You gotta roll higher than them.

373
00:26:53,624 --> 00:26:54,958
Do you know Murky?

374
00:26:55,143 --> 00:26:56,210
No, wrong question!

375
00:27:02,436 --> 00:27:04,036
We know him.

376
00:27:04,987 --> 00:27:06,854
Simply ask to take us to him!

377
00:27:06,907 --> 00:27:09,574
Calm down! Take us to Murky.

378
00:27:11,571 --> 00:27:12,571
Damn.

379
00:27:14,036 --> 00:27:18,069
You lost. You are bestowed
a curse of silence.

380
00:27:19,725 --> 00:27:21,225
Great job.

381
00:27:21,287 --> 00:27:23,020
What? 2 to 1, I still won.

382
00:27:23,248 --> 00:27:26,514
Nah, our team needed a 3 to 0 in this.
Oh, look.

383
00:27:27,221 --> 00:27:29,554
Hello there. 
Trying to find common ground?

384
00:27:29,612 --> 00:27:32,712
Not doing too good, I'm afraid.
You don't look like a misfit much.

385
00:27:32,733 --> 00:27:33,733
Oh no, I'm not with them.

386
00:27:33,846 --> 00:27:37,179
I'm writing a thesis on deviant
behaviours in modern society.

387
00:27:37,198 --> 00:27:38,731
Trust me, this is a 
fertile research ground.

388
00:27:38,745 --> 00:27:39,912
How long you been hanging here?

389
00:27:40,006 --> 00:27:42,406
Long enough. But these people
here are a lost cause.

390
00:27:42,475 --> 00:27:45,208
If you want to learn something,
ask in the next room.

391
00:27:45,296 --> 00:27:46,296
Oh yeah? Thanks!

392
00:27:46,394 --> 00:27:47,994
- Let's go.
- Best of luck.

393
00:27:51,717 --> 00:27:57,850
We fooled them... Precious!
We fooled them! Fooled them!

394
00:27:59,622 --> 00:28:04,189
Revered lady, do pay attention
to this rare astonishing sword!

395
00:28:04,256 --> 00:28:07,422
Ha! Is that a sword? Synthetic resin 
replica. A Tolkien fan's dream.

396
00:28:07,519 --> 00:28:11,419
What?! You insult me! This is
no replica! It's a legendary blade!

397
00:28:11,435 --> 00:28:13,102
It beling to Dragulon himself!

398
00:28:13,285 --> 00:28:16,452
He single handedly met an army
of antisemites with it in hand.

399
00:28:16,497 --> 00:28:18,564
Or do you not know who
Dragulon is?

400
00:28:18,577 --> 00:28:20,577
I don't. Do you know Murky?

401
00:28:20,957 --> 00:28:23,757
Oh I get it, you just
don't like fantasy.

402
00:28:23,829 --> 00:28:27,663
That's fine. Worry not, I will
definitely find something for you!

403
00:28:28,312 --> 00:28:29,312
Ohio!

404
00:28:31,334 --> 00:28:32,334
Well?

405
00:28:32,503 --> 00:28:35,703
Just look at this.
What's in their heads?

406
00:28:35,917 --> 00:28:37,550
Um, what about them?

407
00:28:37,725 --> 00:28:40,658
When I was little, I watched
Terminator and Robocop.

408
00:28:40,738 --> 00:28:42,605
And them? What will they become?

409
00:28:42,911 --> 00:28:46,711
What did you become?
Terminator or Robocop?

410
00:28:47,958 --> 00:28:51,225
I will need your glasses,
your scarves, and your wands.

411
00:28:52,692 --> 00:28:53,692
Expellearmus!

412
00:28:53,794 --> 00:28:54,794
Forgive us! hey, hey, hey!

413
00:28:55,152 --> 00:28:56,919
What is this circus?

414
00:28:56,991 --> 00:28:59,957
A self test. I am Terminator after all.

415
00:29:01,564 --> 00:29:04,464
Vomitus-Spuetus!
See what their crap does to them?

416
00:29:04,571 --> 00:29:06,438
Let's go talk to those guys.

417
00:29:06,477 --> 00:29:07,477
Okay, I'll catch up.

418
00:29:09,311 --> 00:29:11,711
Hi. Do you know where Murky is?

419
00:29:13,580 --> 00:29:15,280
What a beautiful night.

420
00:29:15,665 --> 00:29:18,865
"Do you even speak Russian?
You don't even..."

421
00:29:19,413 --> 00:29:21,046
They're impossible to talk to.

422
00:29:21,126 --> 00:29:23,059
Wrong tactic. Hold this. Watch.

423
00:29:24,671 --> 00:29:25,738
(japanese) A minute of attention.

424
00:29:26,039 --> 00:29:27,572
I seek Sir Murky.

425
00:29:28,365 --> 00:29:29,498
Do you know of him?

426
00:29:30,115 --> 00:29:31,515
We beg forgiveness, but...

427
00:29:31,865 --> 00:29:33,798
We have never heard this name.

428
00:29:34,410 --> 00:29:35,877
Murky - sounds very yaoi.

429
00:29:36,126 --> 00:29:37,126
Seek answers in the kitchen.

430
00:29:37,486 --> 00:29:38,486
Ask Trekkies.

431
00:29:38,552 --> 00:29:39,552
My thanks!

432
00:29:40,267 --> 00:29:41,867
Total nyah.

433
00:29:41,898 --> 00:29:43,331
They say, ask in the kitchen.

434
00:29:43,433 --> 00:29:45,100
Kitchens are places 
of rumour and gossip.

435
00:29:45,109 --> 00:29:47,509
Don't be in such a hurry.
Trekkies dwell there.

436
00:29:48,466 --> 00:29:49,466
So what?

437
00:29:49,602 --> 00:29:52,202
- Ha, no, you go deal with them.
- Mkay.

438
00:29:52,282 --> 00:29:55,316
Alright, girlies. Which one
of you here is Harry Potter?

439
00:29:55,658 --> 00:29:57,358
Why did the Borg cross the road?

440
00:29:57,454 --> 00:29:58,254
Why?

441
00:29:58,276 --> 00:30:01,276
The other side still had someone
to assimilate!

442
00:30:03,260 --> 00:30:04,260
Rakhnann!

443
00:30:04,496 --> 00:30:05,863
Unidentified vessel approaching!

444
00:30:05,947 --> 00:30:07,747
Red alert! Shields up!

445
00:30:07,845 --> 00:30:09,345
- Rakhnann!
- Who is it?

446
00:30:09,390 --> 00:30:12,990
I cannot determine the signature.
This may be a first encounter, captain!

447
00:30:13,074 --> 00:30:16,207
- Excuse me, could you tell me...
- Captain, they opened communication!

448
00:30:16,247 --> 00:30:17,447
Put it out on the screen.

449
00:30:18,052 --> 00:30:20,285
I greet you in the name of Star Fleet.

450
00:30:20,342 --> 00:30:23,242
I am Captain Yuri Tiberium Kane.
Name yourself.

451
00:30:23,407 --> 00:30:28,440
My name is Lara. And we were told you 
can assist us in finding a man named Murky.

452
00:30:28,591 --> 00:30:33,324
Of course we can help. Mr. Popsovich,
check the radar for Murky.

453
00:30:33,339 --> 00:30:34,972
- Yes, sir.
- Rakhnann!

454
00:30:35,060 --> 00:30:38,060
You are aware, this is Star Fleet
territory. We can do anything.

455
00:30:38,124 --> 00:30:40,224
Finally I found normal sane people.

456
00:30:40,253 --> 00:30:42,353
Radar shows nothing, captain.

457
00:30:42,443 --> 00:30:45,043
Hey, that's not a radar, 
it's a microwave.

458
00:30:45,373 --> 00:30:48,706
Captain, the unknown vessel shows
signs of aggression.

459
00:30:48,870 --> 00:30:51,370
Mr. Popsovich, you are correct.
Let's recall the Prime Directive.

460
00:30:51,405 --> 00:30:53,672
- Rakhnann!
- The Prime Directive!

461
00:30:53,768 --> 00:30:57,034
Which forbids us from meddling in
affairs of lesser civilizations

462
00:30:57,035 --> 00:31:00,868
Especially those who cannot tell
a radar from a microwave.

463
00:31:01,090 --> 00:31:02,690
But you don't have a radar here!

464
00:31:02,787 --> 00:31:04,087
So it would seem to you.

465
00:31:04,321 --> 00:31:07,054
God! Just tell me if you even
know Murky at all!

466
00:31:07,125 --> 00:31:09,658
We know everything, missy.
Lieutenant Borf!

467
00:31:09,698 --> 00:31:10,398
Rakhnann?

468
00:31:10,526 --> 00:31:13,759
Hit her with a dud photon torpedo,
as a warning shot.

469
00:31:13,828 --> 00:31:14,828
Rakhnann!

470
00:31:17,150 --> 00:31:18,150
Jeez!

471
00:31:24,988 --> 00:31:27,288
I heard you seek Murky?

472
00:31:27,603 --> 00:31:30,070
Yes we do. Do you know where he is?

473
00:31:30,696 --> 00:31:32,430
I am Murky! Ha ha ha!

474
00:31:36,266 --> 00:31:39,766
Nah, just me. Bought a cool mask
from Merrymaker. Cool mask, huh?

475
00:31:39,804 --> 00:31:41,304
You nuts? Not funny at all.

476
00:31:41,519 --> 00:31:43,585
Why not? I think it's hysterical.

477
00:31:45,167 --> 00:31:46,567
How's the Trekkies?

478
00:31:46,623 --> 00:31:48,023
Some complete freaking insanity!

479
00:31:48,131 --> 00:31:50,731
Told you. Manage to find out 
anything at all?

480
00:31:50,762 --> 00:31:53,062
Looks like nobody in here
ever heard of a Murky.

481
00:31:53,109 --> 00:31:55,775
Nobody, except... Merrymaker Q.

482
00:31:56,448 --> 00:31:58,515
Fine. How much you want 
for the info?

483
00:31:58,666 --> 00:32:00,433
Finally, we discuss the matter
of merchandise!

484
00:32:00,496 --> 00:32:04,996
Let me organize it real quick. Though, 
you have no money, since you bought a mask.

485
00:32:05,079 --> 00:32:09,746
Well, fine fine! We can simply trade.
For... for this thingy here.

486
00:32:10,679 --> 00:32:12,346
- For this?
- Yes, yes.

487
00:32:12,433 --> 00:32:12,933
No problem.

488
00:32:13,149 --> 00:32:15,349
God. I cut myself without a knife.

489
00:32:16,693 --> 00:32:19,827
Oh look. A miracle occured.
Murky approaches.

490
00:32:19,962 --> 00:32:21,195
You were looking for me, guys?

491
00:32:21,260 --> 00:32:23,760
Yes yes. As soon as I saw them,
I directed them to you.

492
00:32:23,761 --> 00:32:26,328
Don't mess with me, Merrymaker.
You're in my debt as is.

493
00:32:26,408 --> 00:32:28,408
Who? Me? In debt? I can't even...

494
00:32:28,495 --> 00:32:30,162
Think carefully with whom you joke.

495
00:32:30,257 --> 00:32:34,457
Okay, okay. The compass.
How could I forget?

496
00:32:36,505 --> 00:32:39,405
Here, behold, your compass.
You may even take it right now.

497
00:32:39,423 --> 00:32:42,690
I will do so. Imagine that.
Still pointing north.

498
00:32:43,238 --> 00:32:44,938
- This is for you.
- For me? What for?

499
00:32:45,185 --> 00:32:49,285
For your persistence. I hope it
guides you onto the right path.

500
00:32:49,287 --> 00:32:50,087
Thank you.

501
00:32:50,115 --> 00:32:53,182
Let us speak of business elsewhere.
Follow me.

502
00:33:15,421 --> 00:33:16,954
You feel the scent?

503
00:33:18,497 --> 00:33:19,270
Hay?

504
00:33:19,270 --> 00:33:20,270
Dog hair?

505
00:33:20,587 --> 00:33:21,587
River?

506
00:33:21,745 --> 00:33:22,745
The poplar trees!

507
00:33:23,995 --> 00:33:24,995
Freedom.

508
00:33:25,976 --> 00:33:29,676
Down there, the scent almost vanishes.

509
00:33:31,397 --> 00:33:33,797
Up here, you can smell it almost always.

510
00:33:36,075 --> 00:33:37,608
We're actually from Pal Palych.

511
00:33:37,815 --> 00:33:39,582
You had to give him something.

512
00:33:39,862 --> 00:33:43,862
Fellows, I'm a high flying bird, and 
I don't HAVE to do anything for Palych.

513
00:33:44,589 --> 00:33:47,756
You, on the other hand, 
have to give him this.

514
00:33:48,905 --> 00:33:49,905
This?

515
00:33:50,051 --> 00:33:51,051
I thought...

516
00:33:51,279 --> 00:33:52,912
That it will be something impressive.

517
00:33:52,929 --> 00:33:56,429
This item means for Palych more
than anything else.

518
00:33:56,434 --> 00:33:58,334
Too bad I could not give it in person.

519
00:33:59,251 --> 00:34:00,784
Look, it's even sealed.

520
00:34:01,344 --> 00:34:02,344
What is this thing?

521
00:34:03,536 --> 00:34:08,203
I think many people down there
would ask the same question.

522
00:34:08,526 --> 00:34:10,926
It's simply curious, is it not?

523
00:34:11,227 --> 00:34:12,227
So what's inside?

524
00:34:13,398 --> 00:34:15,865
Some things - everyone can know.

525
00:34:16,809 --> 00:34:20,843
Other things - not everyone should 
know, even if they really want to.

526
00:34:21,072 --> 00:34:23,606
But we're not everyone!
Palych trusts us.

527
00:34:24,175 --> 00:34:28,641
I'm afraid Palych trusts nobody,
that's why you're here and not him.

528
00:34:32,657 --> 00:34:34,724
I cannot tell you what's inside.

529
00:34:34,803 --> 00:34:37,270
But definitely do ask Palych about it.

530
00:34:37,583 --> 00:34:40,716
- What?
- Look. Is that who I think it is?

531
00:34:44,535 --> 00:34:46,035
Where are they?

532
00:34:47,928 --> 00:34:48,995
I think he saw us.

533
00:34:49,128 --> 00:34:50,262
How did he find us?

534
00:34:58,296 --> 00:34:59,829
What do we do now? Damn.

535
00:35:00,130 --> 00:35:01,130
He fled. Coward!

536
00:35:03,590 --> 00:35:05,190
- Closed!
- Stairs!

537
00:35:19,731 --> 00:35:21,264
He's too close now.

538
00:35:23,795 --> 00:35:26,828
You know, we've only just met,
but you saved my life once.

539
00:35:26,896 --> 00:35:29,096
Now it's my turn to save yours.

540
00:35:30,126 --> 00:35:33,659
It's hard, because we're a team now.
But you have to cope with this.

541
00:35:33,660 --> 00:35:35,993
Give this container to Palych yourself.

542
00:35:36,136 --> 00:35:38,403
- What about you?
- I'll stay and keep him busy.

543
00:35:38,405 --> 00:35:41,405
- Don't think about me. Go! Go!
- Okay!

544
00:35:41,549 --> 00:35:43,749
Hey wait, what about the kiss?

545
00:35:57,845 --> 00:35:59,745
I have learned that I have found

546
00:35:59,949 --> 00:36:02,149
A great big family all around

547
00:36:02,413 --> 00:36:04,280
The road, the forest, and the rocks

548
00:36:04,534 --> 00:36:05,934
Every single one of the wheat stocks,

549
00:36:06,475 --> 00:36:08,475
My family - are these all.

550
00:36:09,233 --> 00:36:12,033
I love. Everyone. In. The world.

551
00:36:25,624 --> 00:36:27,158
Yo, looking for me?

552
00:36:27,981 --> 00:36:28,981
Stop!

553
00:37:47,908 --> 00:37:51,175
Run, Lara, run!

554
00:38:15,396 --> 00:38:17,329
Please, Count, treat yourself.

555
00:38:17,729 --> 00:38:22,296
Try this wonderous beverage.
I call it the Sith Hooch.

556
00:38:23,596 --> 00:38:25,930
Secret recipe, you understand.

557
00:38:26,776 --> 00:38:28,976
And here comes Lara Jade.

558
00:38:29,028 --> 00:38:31,228
I spoke much of her, remember?

559
00:38:31,244 --> 00:38:34,610
You are so fine, my mademoiselle,
Please come and join us this fine day.

560
00:38:34,899 --> 00:38:38,899
The child shows much promise.
She can be trusted.

561
00:38:39,584 --> 00:38:43,084
Pleased to announce, Lara Jade.

562
00:38:43,967 --> 00:38:49,034
Madam, Count Dukov - is the way I'm known.
But pardon me, no titles need be thrown.

563
00:38:49,234 --> 00:38:53,734
Allow your hand to place my kiss upon.
For you, I'm simply Duku from now on.

564
00:38:58,602 --> 00:39:01,002
Genius, Count, genius!

565
00:39:01,498 --> 00:39:06,165
Count Dukov was graceful to agree
to represent our agenda on the Internet.

566
00:39:06,247 --> 00:39:08,247
He is rather popular there.

567
00:39:08,382 --> 00:39:12,882
Do read my blog, I so advise
It's full of thoughts precise and wise.

568
00:39:12,988 --> 00:39:15,688
I have some of my own that naturally rise.

569
00:39:17,575 --> 00:39:20,375
To friend you is an honor and a prize!

570
00:39:20,393 --> 00:39:23,593
Your humor wounds a poet's fragile soul.

571
00:39:23,784 --> 00:39:25,517
Forgive me, that was not my goal.

572
00:39:25,873 --> 00:39:28,273
The girl does have some talent, I must say.

573
00:39:28,429 --> 00:39:30,629
I shall reward her wits this very day.

574
00:39:30,733 --> 00:39:34,633
Oh by the way, where is that lad?
You'd praised him so, indeed you had.

575
00:39:34,790 --> 00:39:39,856
I'd like to hear the answer too.
Where she now stands, there should stand two.

576
00:39:40,146 --> 00:39:44,246
It saddens me so greatly to admit
He gave his life for this here piece of...

577
00:39:44,295 --> 00:39:45,295
-What?
-What?!

578
00:39:45,460 --> 00:39:49,960
I do not understand it clearly.
He gave his life? You mean it figuratively?

579
00:39:49,978 --> 00:39:53,711
I fear not so, much like a hero brave
Outmatched by foes unknown, he met his grave.

580
00:39:53,714 --> 00:39:54,914
And all for this...

581
00:39:54,957 --> 00:39:58,790
Don't rave.
You, Lara Jade, stay decent and behave.

582
00:39:58,965 --> 00:40:04,165
And you, Count Dukov, pay no mind, I'm sorry.
Enjoy my hospitality, don't worry.

583
00:40:04,196 --> 00:40:06,062
But how... what is this precious token?

584
00:40:06,524 --> 00:40:08,724
A useless trinket, we were simply joking.

585
00:40:09,393 --> 00:40:14,393
Forgive us, me and Lara need to talk.
A few quick words, we'll take a little walk.

586
00:40:14,629 --> 00:40:19,229
I understand, your time I dare not hog.
Besides, I need to post within my blog.

587
00:40:20,555 --> 00:40:23,688
Don't dare talk about our business 
around the Count.

588
00:40:24,499 --> 00:40:25,999
What kind of Count is he anyway?

589
00:40:26,011 --> 00:40:28,278
I ask questions here!

590
00:40:28,439 --> 00:40:34,739
"Might have you some more Hooch for inspirations?"
"They'll serve it shortly, just a little patience."

591
00:40:34,812 --> 00:40:40,079
Damn it all, again these stupid rhymes.
They have completely eaten my entire mind.

592
00:40:41,194 --> 00:40:44,194
Now, you shall tell me everything in order.

593
00:40:44,582 --> 00:40:48,649
Especially the part where you
lost your partner!

594
00:40:53,747 --> 00:40:55,747
I hear the noise, but not its source.

595
00:40:57,079 --> 00:40:59,079
I see light, but not the tunnel's end.

596
00:41:00,822 --> 00:41:03,622
You are not dead... yet.

597
00:41:05,476 --> 00:41:08,276
You walked for so long without turning.

598
00:41:08,600 --> 00:41:12,467
You stayed loyal to yourself
when all others betrayed you.

599
00:41:12,609 --> 00:41:13,609
Commendable.

600
00:41:14,790 --> 00:41:19,523
But here you are, with nobody
left to appreciate it.

601
00:41:19,613 --> 00:41:21,546
Except me, of course.

602
00:41:21,712 --> 00:41:24,612
Yes, guys like you still exist.

603
00:41:24,817 --> 00:41:26,883
It's too bad I'll have to...

604
00:41:30,906 --> 00:41:32,773
Although, we are in no hurry.

605
00:41:32,853 --> 00:41:34,919
Nobody will disturb us now.

606
00:41:35,568 --> 00:41:40,035
Your so called friends retired you
to the junkyard. Only I remain.

607
00:41:40,329 --> 00:41:44,395
I suggest we spend this time
to watch Star Trek,

608
00:41:45,521 --> 00:41:47,588
Then read some, say, Coelho.

609
00:41:49,143 --> 00:41:52,276
And then we will play
a game of Twilight Saga.

610
00:41:52,680 --> 00:41:54,013
You'll be Bella.

611
00:41:54,296 --> 00:41:56,096
And I'll be Edward.

612
00:41:56,793 --> 00:41:58,393
How you like that?

613
00:42:00,812 --> 00:42:01,812
Yes...

614
00:42:10,393 --> 00:42:15,260
It was so pleasant to visit your abode.
It's cozy, though in places, does corrode.

615
00:42:15,284 --> 00:42:20,084
- I hope all our agreements hold.
- You have the Count's word, it's a bond.

616
00:42:20,560 --> 00:42:22,594
Excellent, Count, excellent.

617
00:42:22,665 --> 00:42:25,398
- Au revoir!
- Au revoir, mon Count!

618
00:42:26,585 --> 00:42:27,885
Such a moron.

619
00:42:28,796 --> 00:42:31,962
I must return to the parlour
and try to save...

620
00:42:32,018 --> 00:42:33,651
I don't even know his name.

621
00:42:33,787 --> 00:42:35,421
Call him The Chosen One.

622
00:42:35,930 --> 00:42:38,863
In any case returning is too risky.

623
00:42:39,035 --> 00:42:41,102
But you said he was necessary.

624
00:42:41,176 --> 00:42:43,676
Then, we must find another way.

625
00:42:43,797 --> 00:42:50,731
Especially since, as I judge by your tale,
we will again face a very dangerous enemy.

626
00:42:51,173 --> 00:42:53,707
Again? We had enemies before?

627
00:42:53,873 --> 00:42:55,739
A long long time ago.

628
00:42:55,797 --> 00:42:58,130
Why did you say nothing about it?

629
00:42:58,199 --> 00:43:02,199
You will learn in time.
Right now we have no time.

630
00:43:02,918 --> 00:43:06,851
Soldier! We must leave. Now.

631
00:43:07,270 --> 00:43:10,870
Leave? Why? This is a safe place.

632
00:43:11,145 --> 00:43:16,145
I fear that now we have no safe places.

633
00:43:16,235 --> 00:43:21,369
As long as our hands are on THIS.

634
00:43:24,795 --> 00:43:26,895
So, this is her.

635
00:43:26,992 --> 00:43:31,492
I remember her as if it were yesterday.

636
00:43:31,763 --> 00:43:34,429
Hm. So the hardest part is over.

637
00:43:35,791 --> 00:43:37,857
What's inside, do you know?

638
00:43:38,225 --> 00:43:44,259
He didn't tell you? Old wiesel.
Never opens his cards.

639
00:43:44,364 --> 00:43:49,764
If I weren't silent all this time,
we would not be sitting here talking.

640
00:43:49,785 --> 00:43:54,485
True that. This is a Time Capsule.

641
00:43:54,499 --> 00:44:00,266
Inside lays what began it all a thousand
times and what will end it all again.

642
00:44:01,142 --> 00:44:06,375
Yes, Tia Darya, can we hide this thing?

643
00:44:07,064 --> 00:44:10,497
Well, to make things not end again.

644
00:44:10,582 --> 00:44:16,582
Impossible. The Capsule must be opened,
and the Prophecy fulfilled.

645
00:44:16,843 --> 00:44:19,710
Prophecy? What Prophecy?

646
00:44:19,955 --> 00:44:22,288
He didn't teach you about that either?

647
00:44:22,708 --> 00:44:24,974
I thought this was no longer a secret.

648
00:44:25,816 --> 00:44:31,682
Shame on you. You think your teacher
gained all his vast power on his own?

649
00:44:31,760 --> 00:44:33,060
So, what? Not on his own?

650
00:44:33,134 --> 00:44:36,901
Well... not entirely.

651
00:44:41,808 --> 00:44:43,908
The world has changed.

652
00:44:44,290 --> 00:44:48,890
I feel it in the water,
I feel it in the earth.

653
00:44:49,273 --> 00:44:50,740
Drat! Wrong page.

654
00:44:54,965 --> 00:44:59,465
From the very birth of our world
it contained many mysteries and secrets.

655
00:44:59,648 --> 00:45:03,848
Some of them were invented by humans,
some of them were forgotten.

656
00:45:03,998 --> 00:45:10,398
But there are such that get whispered
from one generation to the next for ages

657
00:45:10,732 --> 00:45:16,798
One of such legends speaks of an eternal clash
of the Earl of Light with the Lord of Darkness

658
00:45:16,932 --> 00:45:19,532
There's a wagon and three more
of such legends.

659
00:45:19,543 --> 00:45:22,343
Don't interrupt if you wish to learn.

660
00:45:22,377 --> 00:45:23,377
Shush!

661
00:45:24,819 --> 00:45:28,519
Dark and Light always fight
within each one of us.

662
00:45:28,736 --> 00:45:32,536
Even though we don't notice, 
they help us decide our fate.

663
00:45:32,706 --> 00:45:35,173
But the world itself also has its fate.

664
00:45:35,430 --> 00:45:39,163
And to guide that, an Earl of Light
and a Lord of Darkness are needed.

665
00:45:39,193 --> 00:45:41,326
Their struggle lasts for millenia.

666
00:45:41,415 --> 00:45:43,148
Are they immortal?

667
00:45:43,610 --> 00:45:46,944
What did you teach her,
Oh the most careless of Dark Lords?

668
00:45:47,576 --> 00:45:53,743
Well, the usual...
Know your fear. Let hatred flow...

669
00:45:53,917 --> 00:45:55,084
Well, what about those two...

670
00:45:55,118 --> 00:45:56,118
Listen further!

671
00:45:56,914 --> 00:46:00,314
Earl of Light and the Dark Lord
are not immortal, of course.

672
00:46:00,320 --> 00:46:05,320
They're regular people with temporary
powers to change the shape of the world.

673
00:46:05,444 --> 00:46:08,644
But they are doomed to spend
their powers fighting each other.

674
00:46:08,737 --> 00:46:12,237
Twelve years ago, due to utter
stupidity of circumstances

675
00:46:12,305 --> 00:46:17,005
The next Earl of Light and Dark Lord
were bestowed upon two Star Wars fans.

676
00:46:17,076 --> 00:46:21,276
One was called Ivan Vasilievich,
The other - Pavel Pavelovich.

677
00:46:21,281 --> 00:46:22,281
Pal Palych?

678
00:46:22,441 --> 00:46:26,175
Yes, it was too stupid, but their 
names were spoken by the Chosen One.

679
00:46:26,215 --> 00:46:30,115
His role is to be in the right place
at the right time and make a choice

680
00:46:30,350 --> 00:46:33,916
of the new 
Earl of Light and Lord of Darkness.

681
00:46:34,564 --> 00:46:40,498
Twelve years ago your teacher got his power
from the previous Chosen One's ruling.

682
00:46:40,600 --> 00:46:46,233
That day, a Prophecy was written,
that was placed into this Capsule,

683
00:46:46,318 --> 00:46:49,785
together with the new names of 
the Earl of Light and the Dark Lord.

684
00:46:49,963 --> 00:46:55,630
The Prophecy granted me ultimate power
over the Dark Side of the Force.

685
00:46:55,799 --> 00:46:59,666
But that was twelve years ago.

686
00:46:59,971 --> 00:47:05,438
Plus, I was always obstructed by
this "Earl of Light", Ob-Ivan.

687
00:47:05,553 --> 00:47:11,886
Luckily he was smoked out five years ago,
but I also had rough times.

688
00:47:12,868 --> 00:47:15,801
I wandered. I hid.

689
00:47:16,035 --> 00:47:17,702
But you found new friends.

690
00:47:18,947 --> 00:47:21,280
She was lost, much as myself.

691
00:47:21,587 --> 00:47:26,687
We helped one another.

692
00:47:26,728 --> 00:47:30,928
I procured something for her,
something she needed a lot.

693
00:47:31,949 --> 00:47:36,516
It was hard to gain entry there.
But it was even harder to get out.

694
00:47:39,899 --> 00:47:42,499
Of course, I helped him, summoned snow

695
00:47:42,815 --> 00:47:46,415
which hid him from sight and
removed all tracks.

696
00:47:49,749 --> 00:47:52,282
I brought the bag to Tia Darya

697
00:47:52,563 --> 00:47:57,663
and in return she swore to aid me
in all my causes forever.

698
00:47:58,119 --> 00:48:00,719
By the way, what was in that bag?

699
00:48:01,012 --> 00:48:05,646
Never open your cards. Your own
teaching, Pal Palych?

700
00:48:05,674 --> 00:48:08,174
That's all nice, but off topic.

701
00:48:08,489 --> 00:48:11,189
Pal Palych was granted power
twelve years ago.

702
00:48:11,401 --> 00:48:13,801
Now the term is expiring?

703
00:48:13,862 --> 00:48:17,595
Yes, my time is almost out.

704
00:48:17,680 --> 00:48:21,647
So, if you lose the Force, I will be
its only existing wielder?

705
00:48:21,709 --> 00:48:26,909
No, stupid. All my apprentices
will lose power. Our shop will close.

706
00:48:27,161 --> 00:48:31,527
If only the Chosen One doesn't open
the Capsule and rewrite the Prophecy.

707
00:48:31,564 --> 00:48:35,631
But the new Chosen One... God damnit.

708
00:48:35,870 --> 00:48:40,970
Yes. I should kill you for losing him!

709
00:48:41,470 --> 00:48:46,737
Oh, I am already losing my power.
I became so nice and tolerant.

710
00:48:46,754 --> 00:48:50,187
Fine, let's open it ourselves.
What's there to lose?

711
00:48:50,253 --> 00:48:52,653
No! The Capsule can only be opened
by the Chosen One.

712
00:48:52,880 --> 00:48:57,013
And only after the Great Battle.
The Prophecy states that directly.

713
00:48:57,034 --> 00:49:02,800
A time will come, a conflict will clash
between the Armies of Light and Darkness

714
00:49:03,117 --> 00:49:10,550
In a bloody battle...
and um... blah blah, this and that...

715
00:49:11,449 --> 00:49:19,949
The Chosen One will end the battle,
open the Capsule, and reveal the truth.

716
00:49:20,314 --> 00:49:24,447
And name the new
Earl of Light and Lord of Darkness

717
00:49:25,751 --> 00:49:27,384
You guys got really confusing stuff...

718
00:49:27,456 --> 00:49:30,223
Okay, so who's that asshat hunting
our Chosen One?

719
00:49:30,225 --> 00:49:35,325
I have my suspicions. 
Did he wear shades?

720
00:49:35,633 --> 00:49:37,533
I think so, yes.

721
00:49:37,961 --> 00:49:41,694
Yes. I believe he's one of them.

722
00:49:42,496 --> 00:49:47,029
No. I checked. Nobody has
ever heard anything about them.

723
00:49:47,702 --> 00:49:51,169
Nonetheless, they exist.

724
00:49:51,265 --> 00:49:52,265
Who are they?

725
00:49:52,425 --> 00:49:58,525
A secret organization that exterminates
people such as YOU!

726
00:49:58,592 --> 00:50:01,592
Well, such as us.

727
00:50:01,789 --> 00:50:06,756
Well them, if all is as you say,
you must begin to act immediately.

728
00:50:06,796 --> 00:50:10,663
You must fulfill the Prophecy
before your powers run out.

729
00:50:10,689 --> 00:50:12,889
Now we need to find the Chosen One.

730
00:50:13,441 --> 00:50:16,041
And not just the Chosen One, my dear.

731
00:50:16,224 --> 00:50:19,491
Lucky for you, Tia Darya already
handled the other part.

732
00:50:19,796 --> 00:50:21,063
What do you mean?

733
00:50:21,128 --> 00:50:25,595
To reach success in your search,
and not perish in this wild world,

734
00:50:25,609 --> 00:50:27,676
you will need an ally.

735
00:50:32,303 --> 00:50:36,370
Fearless and legendary..

736
00:50:36,486 --> 00:50:39,553
Not any less powerful than yourself!

737
00:50:39,693 --> 00:50:42,660
- But he died!
- It's really him?

738
00:50:44,768 --> 00:50:49,735
Well, mongrels, do confess, what 
thou hath used to water thy apples?

739
00:50:59,475 --> 00:51:02,175
( F.O.R.S. Headquarters )

740
00:51:11,301 --> 00:51:13,834
Sometimes peace is better than truth.

741
00:51:13,933 --> 00:51:17,433
If tomorrow at the Red Square
orcs and elves come pouring from a portal,

742
00:51:17,486 --> 00:51:19,686
a double-click won't be enough.

743
00:51:19,782 --> 00:51:22,082
We, agents of F.O.R.S., 
serve as a barrier,

744
00:51:22,200 --> 00:51:26,633
which separates real world from the one
that should stay imaginary.

745
00:51:26,769 --> 00:51:28,669
I'm teaching recruits. Don't you see?

746
00:51:28,883 --> 00:51:31,016
Purple Chickadee reports: Code "Diameter"

747
00:51:31,091 --> 00:51:37,024
What? Ugh...
Gonna have to start over. Handle them?

748
00:51:39,828 --> 00:51:42,361
Purple Chickadee asked to give
you this in person.

749
00:51:42,363 --> 00:51:44,596
You two used to work on this.

750
00:51:44,618 --> 00:51:47,651
Aha, yes yes, crazy Star Wars fans.

751
00:51:47,696 --> 00:51:50,896
Our annual monitoring shows
dissapearance of its key figures.

752
00:51:50,975 --> 00:51:53,508
Happens. Maybe they moved. Check that.

753
00:51:53,550 --> 00:51:54,950
Checked. Three times.

754
00:51:55,220 --> 00:51:58,587
They are around, but the biofield
is too scattered to locate.

755
00:51:58,646 --> 00:52:01,846
How can this be?
Very bad timing.

756
00:52:02,121 --> 00:52:04,654
Assemble our group ASAP.

757
00:52:04,712 --> 00:52:06,245
Already working on it.

758
00:52:10,672 --> 00:52:14,739
From the standpoint of implicit presumption
of objective existence

759
00:52:14,752 --> 00:52:19,152
of intersubjective knowledge,
non-existence of anything  - is nothing.

760
00:52:20,133 --> 00:52:23,733
Comment, please, 
from Plato's perspective.

761
00:52:28,086 --> 00:52:32,919
You know, the world has more
important things... than Plato.

762
00:52:46,673 --> 00:52:47,673
Affirmative!

763
00:53:05,357 --> 00:53:06,357
Affirmative!

764
00:53:20,858 --> 00:53:23,191
Okay, all assembled.
We may begin briefing.

765
00:53:23,246 --> 00:53:24,246
Where's your tie?

766
00:53:24,330 --> 00:53:28,363
Attention. My name is Fedor Molodcov.
For you, I am Pink Duckling.

767
00:53:28,407 --> 00:53:29,407
Tee-Hee, Pink Piglet.

768
00:53:29,551 --> 00:53:32,218
No time for meet-n-greet,
we'll have to do it as we go.

769
00:53:32,272 --> 00:53:35,372
Details for this operation will
be given to you by Purple Chickadee.

770
00:53:35,449 --> 00:53:36,449
Gee, thanks...

771
00:53:36,668 --> 00:53:40,401
Five years ago, within the Star Wars
fandom, we identified a group of people

772
00:53:40,426 --> 00:53:44,826
who bend the laws of classical physics
using magic they call The Force.

773
00:53:44,847 --> 00:53:47,514
We recruited one of the fans
to be our man on the inside.

774
00:53:47,524 --> 00:53:52,124
His call sign is Black Pinguin,
and he provided us all the info.

775
00:53:52,181 --> 00:53:56,381
Thanks to the stryfe between the followers
of two leaders, Ob-Ivan and Palych,

776
00:53:56,464 --> 00:53:59,764
We were able to bust all those enlightened
in the secrets of Force - in one sweep,

777
00:53:59,834 --> 00:54:02,101
while they were busy duking it out.

778
00:54:02,154 --> 00:54:04,154
Then we liquidated the source of "Force",

779
00:54:04,222 --> 00:54:07,222
And, using slight memory alteration,
convinced all the movie fans,

780
00:54:07,266 --> 00:54:08,966
that they simply took part
in making a fan film.

781
00:54:09,062 --> 00:54:12,562
I recommend it, by the way. 
Execution is so-so, but it's a nice flick.

782
00:54:12,603 --> 00:54:16,637
But if the brains of all the fans
are empty, I mean clean...

783
00:54:16,666 --> 00:54:19,399
The problem is, that one of key figures
in this endeavor managed to make his escape.

784
00:54:19,416 --> 00:54:22,149
Pal Palych, the so called
Lord of the "Dark Side".

785
00:54:22,167 --> 00:54:26,700
We watched everyone who ever dealt with him,
but he did not peek out even for a second.

786
00:54:26,837 --> 00:54:29,670
In the end we figured, that without
his power source,

787
00:54:29,752 --> 00:54:33,885
he simply mixed in with other misfits,
forever abandoning his signature black coat.

788
00:54:33,929 --> 00:54:37,396
The case was closed.
But now, things changed.

789
00:54:37,498 --> 00:54:39,298
Many of you were pulled from your missions,

790
00:54:39,381 --> 00:54:41,381
because we need all our people
to find three targets.

791
00:54:41,447 --> 00:54:44,180
Pal Palych, Ob-Ivan, and Black Penguin.

792
00:54:44,298 --> 00:54:48,198
But, according to protocol, Ob-Ivan and 
Black Penguin should be under surveilance.

793
00:54:48,268 --> 00:54:50,768
They were, indeed.
Standard biosignature monitoring.

794
00:54:50,829 --> 00:54:52,529
But a few days ago, they simply dissipated.

795
00:54:52,558 --> 00:54:55,191
Not disappeared - but dissipated, spread out.
Never seen anything like it.

796
00:54:55,227 --> 00:54:58,527
We have a specialist who may try
to explain the nature of this phenomennon.

797
00:54:58,560 --> 00:54:59,560
Blue Gull?

798
00:55:03,292 --> 00:55:04,759
Agent Blue Gull!

799
00:55:06,260 --> 00:55:07,260
What?

800
00:55:07,406 --> 00:55:09,740
How do we find our quarry?

801
00:55:09,744 --> 00:55:14,477
I'm trying to calibrate the "Trihead"
system, but it's not going too well

802
00:55:14,493 --> 00:55:16,726
I'd suggest to start with a visual search.

803
00:55:16,740 --> 00:55:19,106
Great! So we have to dig through
the entirety of Moscow.

804
00:55:19,143 --> 00:55:21,176
Why all? At most half of it.

805
00:55:21,259 --> 00:55:24,026
Using the Ryan-Dorkman data
analysis formula

806
00:55:24,070 --> 00:55:26,670
we can deduce the most likely points
of our targets' location

807
00:55:26,888 --> 00:55:30,555
- How long till the results?
- Already in your glasses.

808
00:55:31,438 --> 00:55:35,238
Gathering places of Moscow's misfits.
Very well. Let's begin.

809
00:55:35,527 --> 00:55:38,560
Cyan Drake - you take north.
Orange Mandarine - you're south.

810
00:55:38,591 --> 00:55:42,224
Bring the toughest ones here.
Green Shelduck will work with them.

811
00:55:42,227 --> 00:55:44,827
Questions? No questions. Let's go.

812
00:55:46,821 --> 00:55:48,554
You'll report to Violet Crane?

813
00:55:48,564 --> 00:55:50,664
Tried. Nobody knows where he is.

814
00:55:50,736 --> 00:55:52,636
He's gone a lot lately.

815
00:55:52,746 --> 00:55:54,413
Boss works in mysterious ways.

816
00:55:54,429 --> 00:55:56,429
Sure. But we get to save the world again.

817
00:56:02,757 --> 00:56:04,857
( The Pirate Bay )

818
00:56:09,268 --> 00:56:14,601
I'm ready. I'll find the Chosen One.
I've done it before, I can do it again.

819
00:56:15,223 --> 00:56:18,023
Yes, but this time we have an enemy.

820
00:56:18,373 --> 00:56:21,240
Rubbish! Your "FORS agents" are a myth.

821
00:56:21,328 --> 00:56:23,061
I saw them with my own eyes.

822
00:56:23,353 --> 00:56:28,486
While there is still time and hope
that he lives, she must search for him.

823
00:56:29,901 --> 00:56:33,301
This is a map of our city's legendary places.

824
00:56:33,611 --> 00:56:36,845
He has to show up in one of them, unless...

825
00:56:37,135 --> 00:56:38,135
I'll find him.

826
00:56:38,501 --> 00:56:42,468
- The map is upside down, you know.
- Looks right to me.

827
00:57:10,833 --> 00:57:14,700
Nest to all flocks.
Code: Lilac. Approving take off.

828
00:57:14,839 --> 00:57:17,506
Gray Quail. Affirmative.
Taking to air.

829
00:57:17,554 --> 00:57:22,021
Black Starling to all flocks. I hear 
chirping on Octoberskaya. Flying there.

830
00:57:22,057 --> 00:57:26,357
Cyan Owl here. Magpies nesting
in the Swamp. Someone fly over.

831
00:57:26,443 --> 00:57:28,843
Yellow Owl, roger. Will check the Swamp.

832
00:57:29,006 --> 00:57:31,106
Nest to Black Starling!
Report!

833
00:57:31,130 --> 00:57:33,730
Gray Quail on the mark.
Everyone's gathering into a flock, quadrant...

834
00:57:33,794 --> 00:57:34,727
On my way.

835
00:57:34,775 --> 00:57:37,942
Cyan Owl to Nest. They got a
"Paw Pawych" here. Will that do for us?

836
00:57:37,991 --> 00:57:40,657
Negative. Keep looking.

837
00:57:40,670 --> 00:57:43,337
Yellow Owl to Next.
No chicks at the Swamp. Over and out.

838
00:57:43,467 --> 00:57:46,767
Gray Quail to all flocks. Nests at Riverside
are abandoned. The geese fly north.

839
00:57:46,821 --> 00:57:51,688
Next to all flocks. Find the chicks.
No chicks seen at the "Planks".

840
00:57:51,806 --> 00:57:56,506
Blue Sparrow. Lighthouse nest is clear.
Point 5-2 was checked. Nobody.

841
00:57:57,144 --> 00:58:01,677
Black Starling to Nest.
Only carrion here. The geese fly north.

842
00:58:01,906 --> 00:58:04,706
This is Gray Quail.
The hen has relocated.

843
00:58:05,135 --> 00:58:10,602
Flock reports a failure. Our chicks
are not in the city. The geese fly north.

844
00:58:11,135 --> 00:58:14,335
- The geese fly north!
- The geese fly north!

845
00:58:20,637 --> 00:58:24,337
I fear that we have lost Black Penguin.

846
00:58:31,523 --> 00:58:33,890
That Chosen One ran away again!

847
00:58:34,172 --> 00:58:36,739
I won't search for him. Tired of him.

848
00:58:36,763 --> 00:58:39,096
He failed us for the last time!

849
00:58:40,325 --> 00:58:43,491
Hello! I'm Lara Jade!
The Ginger Strangler!

850
00:58:44,503 --> 00:58:46,970
You left me, like you did others!
Hmf!

851
00:58:48,487 --> 00:58:53,287
You damned narcissist! You switch
friends and girlfriends every day!

852
00:58:55,827 --> 00:58:58,760
And since you have not chosen a side,
why do we need you?

853
00:58:59,039 --> 00:59:00,373
We are displeased.

854
00:59:01,783 --> 00:59:05,249
See? All answers are already in your head.

855
00:59:05,408 --> 00:59:08,274
Just need to look at the right angle.

856
00:59:11,134 --> 00:59:14,800
God, what are you thinking about?
I just used you, that's all.

857
00:59:15,611 --> 00:59:17,477
You haven't learned a thing.

858
00:59:18,024 --> 00:59:20,557
I need Troopers like You!

859
00:59:22,523 --> 00:59:27,623
Soon I will become a Sith Lord,
and you will stay a ci-vi-li-an.

860
00:59:31,098 --> 00:59:32,864
Agent Black Penguin. Good job!

861
00:59:32,944 --> 00:59:36,611
You saved millions of lives!
Hang in there! Don't give in!

862
00:59:36,662 --> 00:59:38,162
This is someone new!!

863
00:59:40,467 --> 00:59:42,967
So, Pal Palych wasn't lying after all.

864
00:59:43,802 --> 00:59:51,069
I can forgive you, you know. Truly.
Won't you introduce me to your friend?

865
00:59:51,360 --> 00:59:54,827
You are silent? You think
promises are still worth something?

866
00:59:54,904 --> 00:59:58,871
You were left to die. You were used.

867
00:59:58,952 --> 01:00:04,085
We live in a world where you don't need
to pretend to be good. Each for themselves.

868
01:00:15,007 --> 01:00:19,140
See? Everyone for themselves.
Welcome to the club.

869
01:00:19,214 --> 01:00:24,681
Now that you are all alone,
we can speak as equals.

870
01:00:28,467 --> 01:00:30,267
( Count Dukov's Residence )

871
01:00:31,921 --> 01:00:33,587
Behave as we agreed!

872
01:00:36,916 --> 01:00:38,316
Enough ringing!

873
01:00:39,692 --> 01:00:42,359
Open up, Count Dukov.
Here comes Bezrukov!

874
01:00:43,444 --> 01:00:46,744
Nonsense, it's past midnight, who doth call?

875
01:00:47,201 --> 01:00:49,667
Pal Palych, you invited me, if you recall.

876
01:00:50,808 --> 01:00:57,541
Pal Palych... Ah, I gave you the Count's word.
Well then, indeed, come inside.

877
01:01:03,410 --> 01:01:07,210
Allow to cordially present
Earl Ob-Ivan, my ancient friend.

878
01:01:08,346 --> 01:01:12,913
Health onto thee, oh noble Count!
I wish thou years beyond recount!

879
01:01:13,521 --> 01:01:19,488
Merci, merci, but why you stand?
Come in, my welcome I extend.

880
01:01:22,184 --> 01:01:23,184
Please.

881
01:01:23,534 --> 01:01:27,634
You live quite fancy, I presume
That yogurts - you do not consume?

882
01:01:28,402 --> 01:01:33,669
Ew. Yogurts? Bah. A food so low.
My cat, he laps them from a bowl.

883
01:01:33,949 --> 01:01:36,716
Are you on business, or just visiting?

884
01:01:36,726 --> 01:01:41,093
How can you?
We'd never bother you without a need.

885
01:01:41,155 --> 01:01:42,155
I'm listening.

886
01:01:42,553 --> 01:01:49,853
Mon Count, Ob-Ivan and I for many years
Are locked in sacred war between ourselves.

887
01:01:50,112 --> 01:01:53,312
This short moment of truce
is but a calm before a storm.

888
01:01:53,454 --> 01:01:58,854
- The time comes soon, our quarrel to atone.
- We'll meet at arms, to see which one will pwn.

889
01:01:59,861 --> 01:02:04,161
This fight you wish me to observe,
And, in a poem, to preserve?

890
01:02:04,305 --> 01:02:07,638
Is truly worthy of a poet's pen,
A spar between two old decrepid men?

891
01:02:07,646 --> 01:02:11,180
Ain't much more glorious to write
How armies gathered for a fight?

892
01:02:11,332 --> 01:02:13,665
- How Force of Darkness,
- And of Light,

893
01:02:13,672 --> 01:02:15,205
Reshaped the planet with their might!

894
01:02:15,706 --> 01:02:21,039
This epic tale puts Iliad to shame!
And billions will applaud its fame!

895
01:02:21,204 --> 01:02:26,937
Indeed, my Count, the plot rocks plenty.
But.. we need people. Ten or twenty.

896
01:02:27,291 --> 01:02:31,691
- I'd say, ten hundreds would be best.
- With that we'd build those armies fast.

897
01:02:32,190 --> 01:02:37,090
No problems here, I'm much admired,
And many people I've inspired.

898
01:02:37,913 --> 01:02:42,913
A few quick words are all I need to say
To call them to perform on any given day.

899
01:02:43,393 --> 01:02:46,459
But what to write? I'm in dismay...

900
01:02:46,794 --> 01:02:55,394
- Don't worry, calm your trepidation.
- Prepare yourself for inspiration.

901
01:03:41,338 --> 01:03:44,371
I'll never believe what flew
into our spy net.

902
01:03:44,390 --> 01:03:45,857
Lolcat video again?

903
01:03:45,954 --> 01:03:47,087
Better.

904
01:03:47,089 --> 01:03:48,956
It was a good idea after all:

905
01:03:49,225 --> 01:03:52,658
Instead of spying on people, make them
write reports about themselves.

906
01:03:52,680 --> 01:03:54,547
Google has the best spying available.

907
01:03:54,644 --> 01:03:56,344
Yeah! But Apple sure knows mind control.

908
01:03:56,375 --> 01:03:58,275
Nothing replaces good old spying.

909
01:03:58,351 --> 01:04:01,551
Only utter idiots will post online
all of their sensitive information.

910
01:04:01,593 --> 01:04:05,260
I don't know if we're dealing with
idiots or not, but, nevertheless...

911
01:04:05,292 --> 01:04:06,359
There. Check it out.

912
01:04:06,746 --> 01:04:08,746
Poetry? Dasha, that's your thing.

913
01:04:09,598 --> 01:04:12,098
Hey there, geeky nerdy fellows
Listen to this offer now.

914
01:04:12,105 --> 01:04:14,738
If you've always wanted battle,
We can tell you where and how

915
01:04:14,837 --> 01:04:17,337
There will meet two massive armies
- He's like Vysotsky - There will be a bloody fight

916
01:04:17,629 --> 01:04:20,129
In the battlefield of Moscow
We will settle things with might.

917
01:04:20,305 --> 01:04:22,372
We will have an awesome party,
Something histories will mark.

918
01:04:22,436 --> 01:04:24,836
- So much of this garbage online...
- Unforgettable adventure organized by Light and Dark

919
01:04:24,925 --> 01:04:26,625
We request you give your answer,
Don't be shy to meet your fate.

920
01:04:26,920 --> 01:04:30,420
For the fight of Light and Darkness
Ob-Ivan and Palych await!?

921
01:04:30,658 --> 01:04:33,758
- Who?! - I told you!
- Who posted this?!!

922
01:04:33,774 --> 01:04:36,741
One Albert Dukovsky,
student of Moscow State University.

923
01:04:36,842 --> 01:04:38,609
Get me this Albert pronto!

924
01:04:38,718 --> 01:04:44,451
Question all who registered on his page!
And bring me some cookies!

925
01:04:58,727 --> 01:05:03,494
At awe I am! Internet over the last
five years, became even more devilish!

926
01:05:04,180 --> 01:05:06,047
Slutty damsels everywhere!

927
01:05:06,657 --> 01:05:08,057
And these foreign commercials.

928
01:05:08,520 --> 01:05:12,020
Since you disappeared, everything
has been sinking into darkess...

929
01:05:12,487 --> 01:05:14,887
Which, admittedly, ain't so bad.

930
01:05:15,694 --> 01:05:18,094
Your count, Dukov fellow, didn't lie.

931
01:05:18,107 --> 01:05:21,273
His rhymed ballad becometh
popular indeed among the folks.

932
01:05:21,274 --> 01:05:28,307
Wonderful! I propose we meet the
geek leaders this very night.

933
01:05:28,690 --> 01:05:31,490
Don't want to expose us to Agents.

934
01:05:31,556 --> 01:05:32,956
Again your blasted agents.

935
01:05:33,005 --> 01:05:36,338
What? I saw what they do to people.

936
01:05:36,391 --> 01:05:39,458
What do you think happened
to our former armies?

937
01:05:39,593 --> 01:05:42,126
I heard of this tale a hundred times.

938
01:05:42,295 --> 01:05:45,395
So be it. Have your way.
We go out at dusk.

939
01:06:24,151 --> 01:06:28,851
Are you, Sir Heinrich,
prepared to offer your weapon,

940
01:06:28,939 --> 01:06:33,706
armor, and life, in the name
of the Great Army of Darkness?

941
01:06:33,754 --> 01:06:34,754
No.

942
01:06:35,027 --> 01:06:39,394
- And in the name of Light?
- Yes!

943
01:07:01,062 --> 01:07:04,195
Amazons, I fear, will be a problem.

944
01:07:04,284 --> 01:07:07,784
Nah! I'll sick Whiskers on them.

945
01:07:09,320 --> 01:07:12,120
Their brains are corrupted by damned feminism!

946
01:07:12,206 --> 01:07:15,073
If so, we shall win them by trickery!

947
01:07:28,297 --> 01:07:32,330
On the Light Side you have elves,
And I will have trolls!

948
01:07:36,489 --> 01:07:38,189
Run!!!

949
01:07:59,672 --> 01:08:01,772
Oh, the beauty!!

950
01:08:02,039 --> 01:08:03,039
AEC is better.

951
01:08:43,814 --> 01:08:47,247
( Command Point B-174 )

952
01:08:49,260 --> 01:08:53,293
Aha! One more deviant 
in the clingy hands of justice!

953
01:08:53,438 --> 01:08:54,971
Who are you anyway?

954
01:08:55,694 --> 01:08:58,261
- Agent Green Shelduck.
- Agent Grey Goose

955
01:08:58,309 --> 01:08:59,843
And together we are - F.O.R.S.!

956
01:09:00,066 --> 01:09:03,366
Shelduck? Goose? Get real.

957
01:09:03,726 --> 01:09:06,359
Shut up! Answer,
which fandom are you from?

958
01:09:06,499 --> 01:09:07,499
Star Trek!

959
01:09:07,564 --> 01:09:09,864
Harry.... Potter.

960
01:09:09,951 --> 01:09:11,151
Games are my passion.

961
01:09:11,458 --> 01:09:15,025
Well, I'm actually a reconstructor, but if you 
pose it that way, I like Chronicles of Narnia

962
01:09:15,145 --> 01:09:17,945
Chronicles of retardia... who do you cosplay?

963
01:09:18,146 --> 01:09:19,146
Who do you?

964
01:09:19,820 --> 01:09:20,820
I'm called The Marked One.

965
01:09:20,874 --> 01:09:22,074
Walter Cumu Dornez!

966
01:09:22,090 --> 01:09:26,290
Me? Cosplay?
I don't cosplay! I LARP!

967
01:09:26,899 --> 01:09:28,799
There a lot of you like this?

968
01:09:28,911 --> 01:09:33,678
What do you mean? I'm the one and only,
a unique individual!

969
01:09:34,002 --> 01:09:36,835
No, I mean in your gang.
Who hangs with you?

970
01:09:36,851 --> 01:09:38,584
Friedrich August, Count Olaf,

971
01:09:38,682 --> 01:09:41,182
Kirk, McCoy, Scotty, Sulu, Chekov...

972
01:09:41,318 --> 01:09:45,452
Leeroy Jenkins, Havoline,
Moonzerg are in our clan!

973
01:09:45,532 --> 01:09:47,866
Miso Omanu, Odzi Mamoru,

974
01:09:47,995 --> 01:09:50,829
I am friends with Augusta Longbottom

975
01:09:50,903 --> 01:09:54,270
Ymmillioladon of the Bear Forest

976
01:09:54,372 --> 01:09:57,905
And our new captain,
Eugene Lurk Pixar, why do you ask?

977
01:09:58,667 --> 01:10:03,100
Misha, Vasya, Petya, Grigori,
and Kostya too.

978
01:10:03,916 --> 01:10:07,116
What the hell with this Grigori stuff?
Are you a geek or what?

979
01:10:07,256 --> 01:10:12,156
What? What geeks? I'm an actress!

980
01:10:12,837 --> 01:10:16,837
I study at GITIS. Part time
Snegurochka for corporate parties.

981
01:10:16,992 --> 01:10:18,659
- Snegurochka?
- Yeah, why?

982
01:10:19,086 --> 01:10:23,153
- In the middle of summer?
- The rich have their fetishes.

983
01:10:23,564 --> 01:10:27,964
Okay. Won't get anything out of this one.
Go ahead, erase her memory.

984
01:10:29,248 --> 01:10:30,248
Erase memory!

985
01:10:30,365 --> 01:10:30,999
Erase his memory.

986
01:10:31,071 --> 01:10:32,138
Erase her memory.

987
01:10:32,305 --> 01:10:33,305
Memory!

988
01:10:34,835 --> 01:10:36,368
Erase my memory, mm?

989
01:10:37,108 --> 01:10:39,508
- Who do you work for?
- Rakhnann!

990
01:10:39,858 --> 01:10:42,291
Why did the geeks activate
all around Moscow?

991
01:10:42,470 --> 01:10:43,470
Rakhnann.

992
01:10:43,796 --> 01:10:48,362
Where is Ob-Ivan, where is Pal Palych?
Where is the so called Chosen One?

993
01:10:48,952 --> 01:10:50,752
Rakhnann, Rakhnann. Rakhnann!

994
01:10:53,935 --> 01:10:57,135
If he's a Trekkie, maybe it's Klingon?
Let me work him.

995
01:10:57,223 --> 01:11:00,356
Go for it. Do whatever you want!

996
01:11:02,301 --> 01:11:03,434
Rakhnann! Rakhnann...

997
01:11:05,617 --> 01:11:09,650
You're screwed, buddy.
Alright, now you!

998
01:11:09,753 --> 01:11:12,287
I'm innocent! The captain forced me!

999
01:11:12,370 --> 01:11:14,837
I'm just a student!
Why do you keep me here?

1000
01:11:14,872 --> 01:11:17,072
Listen, kid, care for some loot?

1001
01:11:17,102 --> 01:11:19,502
I refuse to testify without my Elrond!

1002
01:11:19,583 --> 01:11:23,616
I am just as normal as you...

1003
01:11:25,378 --> 01:11:27,644
Sadly, the language is not translatable.

1004
01:11:28,467 --> 01:11:31,267
So, it's not Klingon?

1005
01:11:32,210 --> 01:11:35,643
No, not Klingon. Clinical. Case.

1006
01:11:42,184 --> 01:11:44,484
Alright then. They don't wanna play nice?
We'll play naughty.

1007
01:11:45,206 --> 01:11:49,273
Tell me. Do you know this little trinket?

1008
01:11:50,576 --> 01:11:54,676
Our... PRECIOUS!
Nasty! Nasty little agentses!

1009
01:11:54,945 --> 01:11:58,345
Will you speak, you slippery slime?

1010
01:11:59,208 --> 01:12:04,308
Yes! Yes! We know everything...
We will tell... everything....

1011
01:12:04,976 --> 01:12:09,843
Then speak! What do you know of the 
misfit activities over the last days?

1012
01:12:10,195 --> 01:12:14,995
Well, I didn't participate myself, but
I heard guys talking at the camp...

1013
01:12:15,062 --> 01:12:18,995
Some forums had info, but you gotta
lurk a bit more to see what's what.

1014
01:12:19,037 --> 01:12:22,737
Like, some big shots among either
Star Wars dudes or saberfighter dudes...

1015
01:12:22,761 --> 01:12:24,128
- I don't know them apart.

1016
01:12:24,222 --> 01:12:29,022
Will organize a big flash mob...
We will all be there.

1017
01:12:29,612 --> 01:12:34,746
A great battle will come, much alike
that at the walls of White City, and also...

1018
01:12:35,064 --> 01:12:38,964
Tell me, is there logic to
your bird naming convention?

1019
01:12:39,040 --> 01:12:39,740
What?

1020
01:12:39,807 --> 01:12:43,274
Your callsigns. What principle
are they formed by?

1021
01:12:43,372 --> 01:12:45,472
Principle? Wait, stop.
What does this have to do with business?

1022
01:12:45,892 --> 01:12:47,625
No, it's very interesting.

1023
01:12:47,923 --> 01:12:51,223
Think about it, is it proper to say
Green Shelduck or Green Ruddy Shelduck?

1024
01:12:51,307 --> 01:12:52,441
What's the difference?

1025
01:12:52,505 --> 01:12:54,705
Aesthetic perception, friend.

1026
01:12:54,736 --> 01:12:57,303
- Where did you get this uniform?
- Found it in the garbage.

1027
01:12:57,378 --> 01:12:58,378
Really?

1028
01:12:58,402 --> 01:13:00,869
Yes, at the AEC. Plenty of that there.

1029
01:13:00,904 --> 01:13:04,137
I even know, in person, the one who
organized this paper storage.

1030
01:13:04,162 --> 01:13:05,162
Pal Palych?

1031
01:13:05,196 --> 01:13:08,696
You guys better not know what he
does with the spare paper.

1032
01:13:08,776 --> 01:13:11,376
Of course I know Palych, can't you
tell by my looks? No?

1033
01:13:11,475 --> 01:13:13,008
- But...
- I'm a deserter.

1034
01:13:13,354 --> 01:13:17,488
Ah, I wondered why you have such a
loose tongue for a storm trooper.

1035
01:13:17,635 --> 01:13:21,902
And also, wise guy, I know where the 
guys you seek will meet this morning.

1036
01:13:21,997 --> 01:13:22,997
Do you now?

1037
01:13:23,122 --> 01:13:28,522
Yes. I've some contacts left.
But you will have to do something for me.

1038
01:13:28,772 --> 01:13:29,905
Listening. What is it?

1039
01:13:30,576 --> 01:13:37,143
When we finish, you must make sure
that Palych's gang never ever finds me.

1040
01:13:37,374 --> 01:13:38,374
We have a deal.

1041
01:13:41,671 --> 01:13:45,271
The lair of the Northern Elves
has only one way in.

1042
01:13:48,248 --> 01:13:51,648
( Lair of the Northern Elves )

1043
01:13:52,828 --> 01:13:55,795
I give you ten anime nerds
for three amazons.

1044
01:13:56,069 --> 01:13:58,336
Hah! You take me for a fool, Palych?

1045
01:14:04,783 --> 01:14:09,750
- This place feels tainted.
- Yes, we must head back.

1046
01:14:32,421 --> 01:14:36,488
- How you feeling?
- The damned hood!

1047
01:14:36,736 --> 01:14:38,603
Feel the Force around you!

1048
01:14:44,275 --> 01:14:47,108
Dogs! Cursed vermin!

1049
01:14:55,352 --> 01:14:56,352
Begone!

1050
01:15:04,468 --> 01:15:06,868
What the devil?

1051
01:15:28,237 --> 01:15:29,737
We cannot hold!

1052
01:15:29,907 --> 01:15:32,707
Thank you, Earl Obvious!

1053
01:15:41,686 --> 01:15:42,686
Coochie coo!!

1054
01:15:55,631 --> 01:16:00,631
I'm the Emperor, damn it all!
I can't throw the game so cheaply!

1055
01:16:03,723 --> 01:16:07,990
Begone, evil spirits!
Begone, begone, satan's spawn, begone!

1056
01:16:13,310 --> 01:16:15,777
See the power of the Holy Cross, eh!

1057
01:16:18,886 --> 01:16:21,019
Enough miracles! Let's book it!

1058
01:16:37,349 --> 01:16:40,682
...of course, of course.
But admit I was cool!

1059
01:16:40,703 --> 01:16:44,336
Sure was! I always said, good thing
we trained so hard to make scary faces!

1060
01:16:44,374 --> 01:16:45,374
True that.

1061
01:16:45,464 --> 01:16:48,364
No no, you saw it, right?
I almost landed like, seven headshots!

1062
01:16:48,419 --> 01:16:51,919
And did you see him flying right
at me all slow motion and stuff!

1063
01:16:51,929 --> 01:16:52,929
Good morning.

1064
01:16:52,978 --> 01:16:54,978
- Morning!
- Good morning...

1065
01:17:03,892 --> 01:17:07,392
- By the way, can we ask you something?
- Shoot.

1066
01:17:07,819 --> 01:17:11,286
- Why did you tell us to let them go?
- Let who go?

1067
01:17:11,348 --> 01:17:14,548
- Palych and Ob-Ivan.
- Do what?! Are you insane?!!

1068
01:17:14,967 --> 01:17:17,834
We never thought the Red Channel
could send a false order!

1069
01:17:17,931 --> 01:17:21,531
Yes, yes, I got it. You are not blamed.
Anyone have a comm unit?

1070
01:17:21,573 --> 01:17:24,306
Pink Duckling to Purple Chickadee.
Code: Diameter. To the Nest, now!

1071
01:17:24,464 --> 01:17:28,264
And bring me Blue Gull.
I'll go change.

1072
01:17:32,184 --> 01:17:33,184
What happened?

1073
01:17:33,246 --> 01:17:38,380
Dunno. Maybe a bad dream again.
Like that one time, about Hedgehog in the Mist.

1074
01:17:38,657 --> 01:17:41,224
Aha, B-3, okay, thank you.

1075
01:17:43,054 --> 01:17:45,754
Aha! You two, just who I need!

1076
01:17:45,785 --> 01:17:47,952
Our agents caught
Pal Palych and Ob-Ivan!

1077
01:17:48,029 --> 01:17:49,295
Wow! Where are they?

1078
01:17:49,322 --> 01:17:52,056
Well, the agents I sent home.
But our enemies...

1079
01:17:52,142 --> 01:17:56,042
Our boys had them dead to rights, when 
the Red Channel gave them a "cease and desist".

1080
01:17:56,101 --> 01:17:59,168
But other than Violet Crane,
only you can give that order.

1081
01:17:59,242 --> 01:18:02,842
Thank you. But I - did not give it!
What's happening?

1082
01:18:02,958 --> 01:18:04,558
You think our network?

1083
01:18:04,697 --> 01:18:07,030
Yes. Likely, sabotaged!

1084
01:18:07,481 --> 01:18:08,681
What if... traitor?

1085
01:18:08,889 --> 01:18:11,656
Absolutely not. 
F.O.R.S. has no traitors.

1086
01:18:11,764 --> 01:18:14,198
Then we must check the network,
be it a glitch or a hacking.

1087
01:18:14,297 --> 01:18:16,397
Need a few months to analyze.

1088
01:18:16,403 --> 01:18:18,936
We don't have that long.
So work on this instead.

1089
01:18:18,967 --> 01:18:19,567
This?

1090
01:18:19,738 --> 01:18:21,405
Command Point B-3.
It's not being used.

1091
01:18:21,468 --> 01:18:24,135
It's out of commission, outside
our main network.

1092
01:18:24,220 --> 01:18:25,553
Got it. What do we need?

1093
01:18:25,587 --> 01:18:29,621
Recommission. You have three days
to transfer city control HQ there.

1094
01:18:29,680 --> 01:18:31,514
Three days? We can't make it!

1095
01:18:31,573 --> 01:18:35,573
You can, if you start now. Go!

1096
01:18:38,906 --> 01:18:43,839
Such a hurry, because now they know
that we are after them?

1097
01:19:10,282 --> 01:19:11,416
Where have you been?

1098
01:19:11,743 --> 01:19:14,410
Quiet! Throw a shadow on our trail!
Quickly!!

1099
01:19:15,685 --> 01:19:17,485
What happened? Are you being chased?

1100
01:19:18,197 --> 01:19:25,264
I warned you! I warned you all!
Get out of my way, let me look!

1101
01:19:25,293 --> 01:19:30,060
Calm down, Black Cloak. Tell me
what happened, in orderly fashion.

1102
01:19:30,905 --> 01:19:35,405
His wicked fairy tale about the cursed 
agents turned out no fairy tale at all!

1103
01:19:35,459 --> 01:19:38,992
Dastardly mongrels caught us off guard.
By miracle we survived.

1104
01:19:39,018 --> 01:19:40,018
Curious.

1105
01:19:46,785 --> 01:19:48,285
Good Hooch!

1106
01:19:50,088 --> 01:19:54,221
We need a lot of hooch to empower
both armies for the battle.

1107
01:19:54,407 --> 01:19:59,440
Storm troopers work fast, but they can't 
make enough for more than one battle.

1108
01:19:59,476 --> 01:20:01,276
We only need one battle.

1109
01:20:02,345 --> 01:20:05,879
Here's what. Start distributing
this very evening.

1110
01:20:06,619 --> 01:20:12,386
Would it not be better to get everyone 
drinking on the spot before the fight?

1111
01:20:12,429 --> 01:20:15,829
The damned agents want
exactly that. We will do otherwise.

1112
01:20:16,359 --> 01:20:19,959
- Where is Lara, by the way.
- Looking for the Chosen One, remember?

1113
01:20:20,587 --> 01:20:25,120
Our Chosen One! Bah!
Always wandering somewhere...

1114
01:20:26,048 --> 01:20:29,082
Methinks, he is captured by the agents.

1115
01:20:30,771 --> 01:20:38,204
If Palych's tales of agents are no lie,
I fear we won't get the Chosen One back.

1116
01:20:38,555 --> 01:20:43,188
Hell with him. I wouldn't have chosen
him to be my coat hanger.

1117
01:20:43,280 --> 01:20:47,913
Mind what you say, scoundrel! None
but him can open the capsule!

1118
01:20:47,924 --> 01:20:52,024
Your ignorance amuses me.
"There are no agents..."

1119
01:20:52,581 --> 01:20:55,314
I foresaw it all! I knew it all.

1120
01:20:56,632 --> 01:20:57,765
What did you know?

1121
01:20:58,703 --> 01:21:03,370
The moment I heard of that freak in glasses,
I knew who our black sheep really was.

1122
01:21:03,376 --> 01:21:06,676
Then what the Sith!
Pardon my Jedi language.

1123
01:21:06,949 --> 01:21:10,416
Why the Sith have you not
shielded the Chosen One from them?

1124
01:21:10,559 --> 01:21:12,559
Plus, you sent Lara to fetch him.

1125
01:21:12,725 --> 01:21:16,525
Protecting the Chosen One
did not enter my plans.

1126
01:21:17,056 --> 01:21:20,323
And Lara, she wanted to chase him herself.

1127
01:21:21,086 --> 01:21:25,153
She became to kind.
All because of you, Jedi!

1128
01:21:25,307 --> 01:21:26,507
How dare you?!

1129
01:21:26,594 --> 01:21:29,460
Quiet. You are both in the same boat now.

1130
01:21:29,939 --> 01:21:32,739
So you do have a plan, you trickster?

1131
01:21:33,078 --> 01:21:34,078
But of course.

1132
01:21:34,279 --> 01:21:42,112
- Tell us your plan, darling.
- We manage without the Chosen One.

1133
01:21:45,520 --> 01:21:47,620
But who will open this capsule?

1134
01:21:47,949 --> 01:21:49,149
The Chosen One, of course.

1135
01:21:49,687 --> 01:21:53,087
Yes, Palych. Looks like you
have gone utterly ill in the mind.

1136
01:21:53,147 --> 01:21:55,214
No time for jokes, Pal Palych.

1137
01:21:55,222 --> 01:21:58,756
Or do you wish to pass the
Dark Lord power to someone else?

1138
01:21:59,021 --> 01:22:01,955
The previous Chosen One will open the capsule.

1139
01:22:02,797 --> 01:22:03,797
Speak clearly.

1140
01:22:03,803 --> 01:22:09,136
The Prophecy does not specify that the
capsule must be opened by the new Chosen One.

1141
01:22:09,218 --> 01:22:10,418
You mean to say...

1142
01:22:10,433 --> 01:22:13,066
Exactly. Any Chosen One will do.

1143
01:22:13,316 --> 01:22:17,782
We will use the old Chosen One,
who chose me and Ob-Ivan.

1144
01:22:18,571 --> 01:22:19,571
Inconcievable!

1145
01:22:20,502 --> 01:22:23,235
It's madness. I like it.

1146
01:22:23,811 --> 01:22:27,078
And it may work.
Why didn't you say this before?

1147
01:22:27,131 --> 01:22:29,931
New Chosen One is easier to deal with.

1148
01:22:30,057 --> 01:22:35,257
Besides, the old one is harder to find,
and to talk into doing things our way.

1149
01:22:35,609 --> 01:22:39,142
In this, your magic will aid us,
Tia Darya.

1150
01:22:39,443 --> 01:22:43,910
No need. Qul-Gon knows the old 
Chosen One, and through him...

1151
01:22:43,926 --> 01:22:45,993
Qul-Gon retired and quit!

1152
01:22:46,091 --> 01:22:47,791
But he is still friends with
the Chosen One.

1153
01:22:47,833 --> 01:22:50,433
- Who is this Qul-Gon anyway?
- An old piece of rubble.

1154
01:22:50,485 --> 01:22:53,185
- My revered teacher.
- Who left the fandom long ago.

1155
01:22:53,270 --> 01:22:55,070
But he remains a geek at heart!

1156
01:22:55,147 --> 01:23:00,080
Qul-Gon will be happy to see Palych and I,
and he will put in a good word for us.

1157
01:23:00,386 --> 01:23:03,986
Why not talk to the Chosen One yourselves?
He did choose you after all.

1158
01:23:04,074 --> 01:23:05,674
Well. There's a complication...

1159
01:23:05,945 --> 01:23:08,679
We aren't on best of terms
with our Chosen One.

1160
01:23:08,740 --> 01:23:11,140
We had some arguments in the past.

1161
01:23:11,234 --> 01:23:13,534
- Nonsense really.
- I even almost forgot.

1162
01:23:13,607 --> 01:23:19,074
While a cruel enemy stands against us,
we must forget old quarrels to survive.

1163
01:23:19,790 --> 01:23:22,790
Never thought I'd say it,
but the holy one is right.

1164
01:23:23,559 --> 01:23:25,259
So be it!

1165
01:23:27,132 --> 01:23:31,899
No matter how long a thread is,
it still has an end.

1166
01:23:34,476 --> 01:23:39,776
All paths will meet,
the story will be over.

1167
01:23:42,343 --> 01:23:47,609
Congratulations, big guy.
You and I are finally done.

1168
01:23:48,217 --> 01:23:52,517
I must admit that your case
is the pinnacle of my medical practice.

1169
01:23:56,360 --> 01:24:01,093
You know, out there on the surface is some 
great unrest now. Everyone running around.

1170
01:24:01,525 --> 01:24:07,058
Chasing, running, looking for each other.
But, get this, not for you.

1171
01:24:09,239 --> 01:24:11,439
Everyone afraid not to make it in time.

1172
01:24:13,030 --> 01:24:18,364
No need to worry. You're a Chosen One.
And I am your best friend.

1173
01:24:20,082 --> 01:24:22,416
And right now, your only friend, in fact.

1174
01:24:24,001 --> 01:24:28,101
They will prepare the stage,
and meanwhile, we rest.

1175
01:24:30,558 --> 01:24:33,825
We did such a good job, didn't we?

1176
01:24:47,701 --> 01:24:50,701
( Qul-Gon's Theatre )

1177
01:24:55,456 --> 01:24:58,190
A place fit for a king.
Actors do live well.

1178
01:24:58,508 --> 01:25:03,308
Yes. Not your shack, nor
the ward in Kashenko's mental hospital.

1179
01:25:03,785 --> 01:25:05,951
Happy to have what I do.

1180
01:25:08,002 --> 01:25:12,035
Well, I can't see Qul-Gon
among these ugly freaks

1181
01:25:12,041 --> 01:25:13,041
There he is!

1182
01:25:13,067 --> 01:25:17,200
The house is rocking
With the joy that music brings

1183
01:25:18,166 --> 01:25:22,366
Into our hearts
When everybody sings.

1184
01:25:23,735 --> 01:25:28,935
And you come here, glum as a raincloud,
So do tell me right away:

1185
01:25:29,247 --> 01:25:33,214
What do you seek in my abode this day?

1186
01:25:39,112 --> 01:25:42,512
Yo, heave-ho!

1187
01:25:44,588 --> 01:25:46,988
And once more!

1188
01:25:47,097 --> 01:25:48,564
I loathe you so much...

1189
01:25:49,138 --> 01:25:52,438
One more time!

1190
01:25:53,555 --> 01:25:54,555
Oh, gimme that!

1191
01:25:58,236 --> 01:26:03,636
Come and listen closer, we must see the Chosen
Who elected us to lead.

1192
01:26:04,615 --> 01:26:09,915
Time is almost none, power's almost gone
He will help us in our need.

1193
01:26:11,737 --> 01:26:16,837
Battle he will stop, capsule he will pop,
And appoint us both again.

1194
01:26:18,519 --> 01:26:25,219
Bring him, that's your task, this is all we ask
He will close the open chain.

1195
01:26:25,513 --> 01:26:29,980
He will save us all.

1196
01:26:34,684 --> 01:26:35,951
He will save us all.

1197
01:26:36,089 --> 01:26:38,756
I'm glad to help, 
but herein lies a downfall

1198
01:26:38,832 --> 01:26:39,432
Which?

1199
01:26:39,519 --> 01:26:42,452
He doesn't want to ever see 
the two of you again.

1200
01:26:42,520 --> 01:26:43,020
Well yeah

1201
01:26:43,036 --> 01:26:49,303
I know between yourselves and him have grown a wall.
But I don't get what you two did to cause him so much pain.

1202
01:26:50,063 --> 01:26:55,830
Some nonsense really, a simple put.
Don't even want to take an effort to recall.

1203
01:26:56,609 --> 01:27:03,042
Just get to him and things will turn about
The old misunderstanding means no thing at all.

1204
01:27:03,227 --> 01:27:09,894
I say this business is quite tough
But in the name of kinship that we share

1205
01:27:10,064 --> 01:27:12,397
I shall see him, and will try to do enough

1206
01:27:13,374 --> 01:27:18,174
When you need him, the Chosen One will be there!

1207
01:27:18,503 --> 01:27:21,803
- Excellent, my friend, excellent!
- Thank you, Qul-Gon.

1208
01:27:22,038 --> 01:27:23,238
We're friends after all!

1209
01:27:23,560 --> 01:27:30,260
Splendid indeed! Splendid indeed!
Twelve years had flown by, so what?

1210
01:27:31,630 --> 01:27:39,530
We know that an old friend will not fail in need.
Trade one old friend for two new ones, we'd not.

1211
01:27:39,811 --> 01:27:46,811
Splendid indeed! Splendid indeed!
The Prophecy we will manage to cheat.

1212
01:27:47,456 --> 01:27:54,456
We will stand as one, fandoms will unite
Let them all know, we can't be beat!

1213
01:27:56,047 --> 01:27:58,647
Let them all know - we can't be beat!

1214
01:28:04,840 --> 01:28:06,107
Switch it already!

1215
01:28:25,837 --> 01:28:27,971
- Status?
- Active search.

1216
01:28:28,193 --> 01:28:32,326
- No, I mean B-3.
- Oh, we sorted it all out yesterday.

1217
01:28:37,360 --> 01:28:41,627
This base was created 40 years ago
and hadn't been used since.

1218
01:28:41,696 --> 01:28:45,163
The equipment here is old,
but it still works as nominal.

1219
01:28:45,228 --> 01:28:48,194
We added a few things, switched some,
put new software on it.

1220
01:28:48,271 --> 01:28:49,904
So the system's up to par.

1221
01:28:50,058 --> 01:28:51,058
Good work!

1222
01:28:51,102 --> 01:28:53,535
The local antenna allows us
to control the entire city.

1223
01:28:53,635 --> 01:28:56,435
As soon as someone uses The Force,
we'll immediately track them.

1224
01:28:57,422 --> 01:28:59,822
Well, we got time to get a handle on it.

1225
01:28:59,883 --> 01:29:01,616
The interface here is really simple.

1226
01:29:01,688 --> 01:29:04,255
In fact, one person could run
the whole service.

1227
01:29:04,315 --> 01:29:07,315
Well then. The hunt is on.

1228
01:29:37,436 --> 01:29:39,969
Why did we need to go in the middle of nowhere?

1229
01:29:40,055 --> 01:29:42,655
We were chosen here a dozen years ago.

1230
01:29:42,988 --> 01:29:47,188
Any place would do for opening the capsule.

1231
01:29:47,443 --> 01:29:51,043
But only here we will be undisturbed.

1232
01:29:51,085 --> 01:29:55,352
Lara, Tia Darya - go up there
and be ready to give the signal.

1233
01:29:55,630 --> 01:29:56,830
Up, again?

1234
01:30:03,649 --> 01:30:06,582
In case the Prophecy doesn't work...

1235
01:30:06,606 --> 01:30:11,639
I talked to some folks, asked around...
Long story short, someone will take us in.

1236
01:30:12,284 --> 01:30:15,151
At first anyway.
To get enough time to catch a breath.

1237
01:30:15,903 --> 01:30:20,836
Palych? Is it really you?
You offer me alliance?

1238
01:30:21,067 --> 01:30:25,334
Quiet! If we lose the Force, we will
become worthless in this world!

1239
01:30:25,994 --> 01:30:27,794
We'll have to start from zero!

1240
01:30:30,597 --> 01:30:35,131
There is wisdom in your words.
Beats rotting in an office.

1241
01:30:35,605 --> 01:30:36,605
Yes.

1242
01:30:37,104 --> 01:30:39,371
Hey you, there! Ready?

1243
01:30:40,628 --> 01:30:41,695
On with it, then!

1244
01:30:43,097 --> 01:30:45,864
But remember. That's only
if the Prophecy doesn't work!

1245
01:30:46,278 --> 01:30:47,411
Yeah, yeah, got it.

1246
01:30:49,155 --> 01:30:52,655
Well, as my ancestor used to say:
Hocus pocus, tontus talontus!

1247
01:31:08,000 --> 01:31:10,000
The time has come!

1248
01:31:35,081 --> 01:31:36,081
Without me??

1249
01:31:41,425 --> 01:31:42,425
Okay. What is it?

1250
01:31:43,093 --> 01:31:46,526
I detect forty three... no, fifty
strong fluxes of Force.

1251
01:31:46,527 --> 01:31:50,527
It cannot be!
Magenta Swangoose, check the system.

1252
01:31:50,558 --> 01:31:51,691
System nominal.

1253
01:31:51,741 --> 01:31:57,374
Then check again. And reach our people.
We need visual confirmation.

1254
01:31:57,496 --> 01:32:01,030
Agents report madness in the streets.

1255
01:32:01,667 --> 01:32:03,400
This is a full scale war.

1256
01:32:03,687 --> 01:32:05,620
Report to Violet Crane! Now!

1257
01:32:05,716 --> 01:32:07,316
Code across entire service: "Dawn!"

1258
01:32:07,424 --> 01:32:09,691
Reporting: Seven flocks airborne.

1259
01:32:09,701 --> 01:32:11,768
Twelve more taking off in five minutes.

1260
01:32:11,863 --> 01:32:14,330
Send flocks to nearest hot spots.
Violet Crane?

1261
01:32:14,344 --> 01:32:15,344
No contact.

1262
01:32:15,422 --> 01:32:16,422
Keep trying.

1263
01:32:16,630 --> 01:32:19,030
Blue Gull, Code "Siren"!
White Magpie, Code "Noon"!

1264
01:32:19,061 --> 01:32:22,528
Give me audio link to all
agents in the city.

1265
01:32:22,908 --> 01:32:26,241
Attention all flocks.
Pink Duckling speaking.

1266
01:32:26,294 --> 01:32:29,727
Two minutes ago we started detecting
numerous fluxes of alpha-activity

1267
01:32:29,807 --> 01:32:31,007
across entire city.

1268
01:32:31,064 --> 01:32:34,764
With these numbers of fluxes, innocent 
civilians are guaranteed to be at risk,

1269
01:32:34,782 --> 01:32:37,849
and this time nobody but us
can save them.

1270
01:32:37,906 --> 01:32:41,039
I ordered Code "Dawn".
You were all trained for this.

1271
01:32:41,089 --> 01:32:45,822
I know none of us had ever dealt with this.
But I also know: you will do your duty.

1272
01:32:45,823 --> 01:32:48,756
Pink Duckling - over and out.

1273
01:32:54,166 --> 01:32:57,399
Palych!
You know, we've never actually...

1274
01:32:57,668 --> 01:33:00,868
...had a chance to battle one on one,
...until now.

1275
01:33:01,468 --> 01:33:07,768
Yes. Try to last at least two minutes!
For the Prophecy!!!

1276
01:33:22,543 --> 01:33:25,076
Doth thy feel the Light Side 
of the Force almighty?

1277
01:33:25,347 --> 01:33:28,180
That's it, Earlie-Boy!
Lights out!

1278
01:33:36,484 --> 01:33:39,417
- Say, Ob-Ivan, you like to fence?
- Of course!

1279
01:33:39,715 --> 01:33:41,248
Then why don't you learn to?

1280
01:33:43,425 --> 01:33:47,325
You okay, Palych? Did I bruise ya?
How many fingers do you see?

1281
01:34:03,186 --> 01:34:04,853
What if the agents find us?

1282
01:34:04,937 --> 01:34:08,203
Doubtful. They got plenty of work.

1283
01:34:15,906 --> 01:34:17,172
So what, you call yourself a pirate?

1284
01:34:18,120 --> 01:34:23,187
No! I'm a ninja vampire ballerina in a sailor
coat, and I bring vengeance in the name of the Moon!

1285
01:34:24,104 --> 01:34:27,504
'Course I'm a pirate!
On guard, ye land rat!

1286
01:34:38,883 --> 01:34:39,883
Cold...

1287
01:34:43,384 --> 01:34:44,384
Plus one!

1288
01:34:54,795 --> 01:34:57,795
Oh! Our armored bears
will steamroll these losers.

1289
01:35:00,809 --> 01:35:02,609
- Ferreconjeste.
- Protego!

1290
01:35:02,926 --> 01:35:04,726
- Tormencio!
- Stupify!

1291
01:35:05,549 --> 01:35:06,549
Avada Kedavra!

1292
01:35:08,458 --> 01:35:10,458
Flock Three - intersection
of Vavilov and Garibaldi.

1293
01:35:10,465 --> 01:35:12,932
Flock Seven - Maria's Clearing.
Fast!

1294
01:35:12,968 --> 01:35:16,101
Blue Gull, find the source of Force.
At any cost.

1295
01:35:16,142 --> 01:35:19,009
Three more flocks report
neutralizing geek groups.

1296
01:35:19,168 --> 01:35:20,168
Good! Good!

1297
01:35:36,877 --> 01:35:39,544
Hey look, some prick with a sword.
Book him.

1298
01:35:52,185 --> 01:35:56,952
Grey Goose to Nest. Got another one.
Full basket. What do we do with them?

1299
01:35:57,470 --> 01:36:00,403
Continue search and capture.
Don't give up.

1300
01:36:00,419 --> 01:36:01,686
Flock seven in position.

1301
01:36:19,438 --> 01:36:20,438
Everyone freeze!

1302
01:36:21,406 --> 01:36:24,406
I detect seven more bursts
of Force use.

1303
01:36:31,929 --> 01:36:32,929
Crucio!

1304
01:37:04,447 --> 01:37:05,847
Oh, you circus clown.

1305
01:37:06,877 --> 01:37:07,877
What?

1306
01:37:07,976 --> 01:37:10,776
I say, a regular market jester!

1307
01:37:22,877 --> 01:37:25,944
I spin and weave - 
I wish to deceive!

1308
01:37:27,148 --> 01:37:28,148
Boo!

1309
01:37:44,724 --> 01:37:47,991
- Palych! Let's be serious.
- Fine, okay.

1310
01:37:51,162 --> 01:37:56,495
No more earldoms in my new Empire!!!

1311
01:38:22,267 --> 01:38:25,500
- Reducto! Expelliarmus!
- Parabellum! Obscuro!

1312
01:38:25,573 --> 01:38:28,073
- Paralyze! Defendo!
- Avada Kedavra! Crucio!

1313
01:38:34,833 --> 01:38:38,333
Pathetic dogs. Scared of Leomeglan,
second son of Fianor!

1314
01:38:38,407 --> 01:38:42,141
We have thirty suspects in custody.
What do we do?

1315
01:38:42,660 --> 01:38:44,060
Agent Fedor Molodtsov!

1316
01:38:44,312 --> 01:38:45,312
Let em go.

1317
01:38:45,389 --> 01:38:47,589
Let em go? Are you insane?
Violet Crane would...

1318
01:38:47,708 --> 01:38:51,175
To hell with Crane! Where is he
when the world is ending? Flew south?

1319
01:38:51,254 --> 01:38:52,254
What is with you?

1320
01:38:52,529 --> 01:38:54,829
Ten more sources of Force detected.

1321
01:38:57,096 --> 01:39:01,163
F.O.R.S. is not designed for open warfare.
Our enemies are aware of this.

1322
01:39:01,165 --> 01:39:04,165
This whole show is just a distraction
from the important part.

1323
01:39:04,225 --> 01:39:05,425
What's that?

1324
01:39:05,442 --> 01:39:09,608
Them. They are somewhere among those
spots. Find them two - and all will end.

1325
01:39:09,782 --> 01:39:11,982
Just some cleanup will remain.

1326
01:39:12,073 --> 01:39:13,840
Purple Chickadee to all flocks.

1327
01:39:13,853 --> 01:39:16,220
Check all birdfeeders in the way,
commit to no action.

1328
01:39:16,286 --> 01:39:19,553
Main goal is to find
Red Pecker and Albino.

1329
01:39:23,029 --> 01:39:28,163
Now The Force overfills them with power,
before it vanishes from them forever.

1330
01:39:28,834 --> 01:39:32,967
But we are here specifically
so that The Force does not leave them.

1331
01:39:33,033 --> 01:39:35,700
Don't get distracted.
This is a rare sight to behold.

1332
01:39:49,156 --> 01:39:53,689
Dunno, I loved the good old battles
in the open field. Group vs group.

1333
01:39:55,374 --> 01:39:58,774
Yes. Always swell to have some soldier

1334
01:39:59,362 --> 01:40:02,162
Ready to shield you with his chest.

1335
01:40:04,281 --> 01:40:05,948
Ah! Those were the times!

1336
01:40:07,599 --> 01:40:08,599
Yes.

1337
01:40:17,603 --> 01:40:22,536
Yes. Before, the entire SW Fandom
was ready to fight for my Empire!

1338
01:40:24,468 --> 01:40:29,335
Your Empire? Everyone wanted
to be a Jedi, old or young!

1339
01:40:30,277 --> 01:40:34,544
Those times are long gone.
No real fans anymore.

1340
01:40:35,097 --> 01:40:38,063
They're all thinking only of
stuffing their fat bellies.

1341
01:40:38,129 --> 01:40:42,163
Nobody wants to craft sabers!
Why bother, if you can buy premade ones?

1342
01:40:42,291 --> 01:40:46,058
Yes, and nobody wants to study
The Force anymore.

1343
01:40:55,382 --> 01:40:57,548
Yes! The Fandom doesn't rock anymore.

1344
01:40:58,526 --> 01:41:02,593
The Fandom never "rocked", Ob-Ivan.

1345
01:41:27,172 --> 01:41:35,105
The act ends now, the show is done!
Good night forever, Ob-Ivan!

1346
01:41:37,236 --> 01:41:39,936
Detecting a massive burst
around the Botanical Garden.

1347
01:41:40,028 --> 01:41:41,928
It's so close!
We need to head there!

1348
01:41:41,977 --> 01:41:43,577
But you command the operation.

1349
01:41:43,618 --> 01:41:46,218
We have too few people,
And too little time.

1350
01:41:47,215 --> 01:41:50,049
Magenta Swangoose, now you are in command.

1351
01:41:50,079 --> 01:41:52,046
Flock Twenty ready to fly.

1352
01:41:52,168 --> 01:41:54,101
Nest! Permission to take off?

1353
01:41:56,015 --> 01:41:57,748
Nest permits the take off.

1354
01:42:09,625 --> 01:42:17,325
- Where is your Qul-Gon already...
- He will come, he gave a Jedi's word.

1355
01:42:17,352 --> 01:42:21,919
Jedi's word... these Jedi
cannot be trusted. How many times...

1356
01:42:30,969 --> 01:42:31,969
I loathe....

1357
01:42:32,695 --> 01:42:42,928
The road has lead us here once again,
It brought us together, just like back then.

1358
01:42:44,695 --> 01:42:54,562
Girls, come, get down here in quick pace.
Today we decide the fate of our race.

1359
01:42:56,853 --> 01:42:57,986
Enough running your mouth!

1360
01:43:00,980 --> 01:43:02,247
Is it really him?

1361
01:43:04,988 --> 01:43:06,854
Oh, guys, guys, guys...

1362
01:43:07,415 --> 01:43:08,415
Yeah, it's him.

1363
01:43:09,268 --> 01:43:11,534
You haven't changed, I see.

1364
01:43:11,894 --> 01:43:13,827
You, on the other hand, sure got torn up.

1365
01:43:15,034 --> 01:43:22,134
Kyle, buddy. We remember you fondly and often.
You know, wish we had a way to pop this open.

1366
01:43:22,957 --> 01:43:25,424
Pasha, no need to sing the bird song.

1367
01:43:25,502 --> 01:43:26,836
Don't call me that!

1368
01:43:27,671 --> 01:43:29,671
Did these guys not tire you yet?

1369
01:43:31,769 --> 01:43:33,769
I got tired of them long ago.

1370
01:43:34,407 --> 01:43:37,407
They hype too much over their
"Star Wars" thing.

1371
01:43:37,469 --> 01:43:40,669
Loud words for a man dressed as a Jedi.

1372
01:43:41,037 --> 01:43:45,037
I put on the outfit for the occasion.
To remember the childhood, so to speak.

1373
01:43:47,359 --> 01:43:49,893
We were vicious fans of Star Wars.

1374
01:43:49,980 --> 01:43:53,480
Studied the Force, watched the
original trilogy.

1375
01:43:53,648 --> 01:43:57,648
We dreamt of gathering all like minded
people on one massive convention,

1376
01:43:57,736 --> 01:44:00,803
Where we could meet, hang out, talk,

1377
01:44:00,814 --> 01:44:04,281
Without feeling the spiteful looks
from civilians upon us.

1378
01:44:04,498 --> 01:44:06,231
But then someone became civilian himself!

1379
01:44:06,542 --> 01:44:11,342
Only a little. I only wanted to make
some cash profit from the convention. But these...

1380
01:44:11,399 --> 01:44:12,599
were obsessed only with Force.

1381
01:44:12,621 --> 01:44:15,788
We could have created The Jedi Order!
Like in Saint Lucas's teachings!

1382
01:44:15,809 --> 01:44:19,109
See? That's what I mean.
We could have argued forever.

1383
01:44:19,472 --> 01:44:22,139
But then, very luckily, I became Chosen.

1384
01:44:22,264 --> 01:44:26,531
So stupid! You chose them just
to get rid of them from your club?

1385
01:44:26,597 --> 01:44:28,331
Not stupid. It worked.

1386
01:44:29,039 --> 01:44:32,439
This is what happens when you have
no proper consultant.

1387
01:44:37,420 --> 01:44:39,254
Oh wow! My pogs!

1388
01:44:43,383 --> 01:44:45,183
Long story short, I wrote them in.

1389
01:44:45,337 --> 01:44:48,137
Together with others we made "StarCon"
in peace for all these years.

1390
01:44:48,147 --> 01:44:50,480
And these two, I haven't seen till today.

1391
01:44:52,579 --> 01:44:57,713
Since the term is up, we could discuss
your organizing abilities once again.

1392
01:44:57,794 --> 01:45:00,261
Yes, yes! The StarCon needs to be
more 'Star-Wars'y!

1393
01:45:00,798 --> 01:45:03,265
A harsher saberfighting tournament.

1394
01:45:03,545 --> 01:45:05,078
And more tourneys in general!

1395
01:45:05,203 --> 01:45:07,103
And have a normal costume competition.

1396
01:45:07,113 --> 01:45:09,080
Every year - do an Emperial Parade!

1397
01:45:09,145 --> 01:45:10,278
And open a cantina!

1398
01:45:10,295 --> 01:45:13,162
Free storm trooper armor
for everyone!

1399
01:45:13,292 --> 01:45:14,759
And bring the bards back!

1400
01:45:18,748 --> 01:45:22,281
The King is back, babes, yeah!!

1401
01:45:24,525 --> 01:45:28,525
The Chosen One! 
I looked for you so long!

1402
01:45:29,208 --> 01:45:32,341
Thanks. But business first.
Looks like everyone's here.

1403
01:45:33,034 --> 01:45:34,834
Wonderful! Just great!

1404
01:45:35,687 --> 01:45:39,020
I used to be your whipping boy,
now you are all mine.

1405
01:45:39,087 --> 01:45:42,020
Super! Oh!
You even opened the capsule!

1406
01:45:42,366 --> 01:45:47,633
Splendid! Splendid! So now all is left
is to write in the names!

1407
01:45:48,055 --> 01:45:49,722
Anyone got a pen?

1408
01:45:51,939 --> 01:45:53,672
Thanks, I got my own.

1409
01:45:59,828 --> 01:46:01,161
What is he writing in there?

1410
01:46:01,205 --> 01:46:03,072
Up to him. He's the Chosen One.

1411
01:46:03,213 --> 01:46:04,813
Don't fail me, buddy.

1412
01:46:05,177 --> 01:46:06,977
Everything according to plan, I hope?

1413
01:46:07,187 --> 01:46:09,754
Yes, definitely according to plan.

1414
01:46:10,265 --> 01:46:12,465
As we agreed.

1415
01:46:12,635 --> 01:46:15,702
- Who is that?
- He was chasing the Chosen One!

1416
01:46:17,776 --> 01:46:23,843
What? Feeling bad without the Force?!
And I feel so good with it!

1417
01:46:24,978 --> 01:46:26,578
Tia Vanka! What the hell?

1418
01:46:29,359 --> 01:46:30,359
Treason!

1419
01:46:30,635 --> 01:46:32,368
You swore to help me in my deeds forever!

1420
01:46:32,385 --> 01:46:34,118
I helped you in accordance with the oath!

1421
01:46:34,167 --> 01:46:36,767
But it did not mean I had no
goals of my own!

1422
01:46:36,854 --> 01:46:40,754
He had to write in one of you
so you could control the Force?

1423
01:46:41,144 --> 01:46:43,544
But who did he write in then?

1424
01:46:44,543 --> 01:46:46,543
Oops, sorry, my ink ran out.

1425
01:46:47,253 --> 01:46:48,653
Hey, guys! Peace all of you!

1426
01:46:50,453 --> 01:46:54,987
- Choose me! Choose me!
- Choose what your heart tells you!

1427
01:46:55,094 --> 01:46:56,461
- Listen to no one!

1428
01:46:56,599 --> 01:46:57,599
CATCH.

1429
01:47:00,690 --> 01:47:02,323
Everyone freeze!

1430
01:47:02,517 --> 01:47:03,517
Ambush! Run!

1431
01:47:08,285 --> 01:47:11,218
No need, commander!
We got them all in our crosshairs.

1432
01:47:11,323 --> 01:47:12,323
Right, boys?

1433
01:47:14,588 --> 01:47:16,388
Demons!

1434
01:47:16,393 --> 01:47:19,093
- How did they find us?
- Demons surrounded us!

1435
01:47:19,095 --> 01:47:20,829
- Must be hoards of them here!

1436
01:47:20,877 --> 01:47:23,344
Do everything as you should.
Be a good boy.

1437
01:47:30,495 --> 01:47:34,262
Don't be hasty.
We have no need to hurry anymore.

1438
01:47:36,403 --> 01:47:37,403
It's Murky!

1439
01:47:37,553 --> 01:47:38,553
Who?

1440
01:47:38,626 --> 01:47:39,693
Violet Crane?

1441
01:47:39,817 --> 01:47:40,817
Who?

1442
01:47:40,900 --> 01:47:44,100
Agent Violet Crane.
At your service.

1443
01:47:44,151 --> 01:47:45,551
What's going on here?

1444
01:47:45,881 --> 01:47:48,781
We lost our minds here, and you...
You don't respond to contact!

1445
01:47:48,824 --> 01:47:51,691
Wait a minute. Don't tell me you
sent that cease fire order over Red Channel.

1446
01:47:51,751 --> 01:47:53,285
That time we almost got them?

1447
01:47:53,356 --> 01:47:54,356
Yes, it was I.

1448
01:47:54,640 --> 01:47:56,340
I did ask not to tell me that...

1449
01:47:56,393 --> 01:48:00,660
But why? Why like that? Now we have
a full city of magic usage witnesses.

1450
01:48:00,783 --> 01:48:03,516
I needed answers to all questions.

1451
01:48:03,832 --> 01:48:07,099
In order to not leave loose ends,
like last time.

1452
01:48:08,308 --> 01:48:12,175
After the events five years ago,
the capsule fell into our hands.

1453
01:48:12,317 --> 01:48:14,317
At first glance, just a tin toy.

1454
01:48:14,347 --> 01:48:16,147
No magic properties.

1455
01:48:16,267 --> 01:48:20,067
Although, we found it on Palych's
old henchman, Lord Vadik.

1456
01:48:20,075 --> 01:48:22,808
- Lord Vadik, I miss him so much!
- ... Who was his right hand.

1457
01:48:22,907 --> 01:48:26,107
That made me guess the capsule
was not a useless bauble.

1458
01:48:26,183 --> 01:48:27,983
We knew nothing of that...

1459
01:48:28,114 --> 01:48:31,281
I didn't waste your time with theories.
You had enough work as it was.

1460
01:48:31,341 --> 01:48:33,408
All over, paranormal trash got off the leash!

1461
01:48:33,415 --> 01:48:36,482
Mages and spellbinders arose
like mushrooms after the rain.

1462
01:48:36,568 --> 01:48:37,768
Palych's people.

1463
01:48:38,015 --> 01:48:41,681
No, they were not connected.
At least not directly.

1464
01:48:41,699 --> 01:48:43,632
But I felt something was wrong.

1465
01:48:43,638 --> 01:48:45,372
I needed information.

1466
01:48:45,493 --> 01:48:48,993
I let the capsule rumour leak
in hopes of finding someone who wants it.

1467
01:48:49,412 --> 01:48:54,212
I heard of that. And I acted cautiously,
through middle people.

1468
01:48:54,241 --> 01:48:59,408
We couldn't trace them. None of the third
party couriers remembered who sent them where.

1469
01:49:00,433 --> 01:49:02,233
Storm Troopers are very obedient.

1470
01:49:03,599 --> 01:49:07,399
You neutralized the yogurts,
but the Hooch still worked!

1471
01:49:07,556 --> 01:49:11,489
Oh why?!
Why do you open all your cards!

1472
01:49:12,354 --> 01:49:16,787
Because I am an honest villain!
Not some two faced wretch.

1473
01:49:16,811 --> 01:49:17,811
You are just...

1474
01:49:18,086 --> 01:49:20,319
I hope it softens my sentence.

1475
01:49:20,327 --> 01:49:21,327
Absolutely!

1476
01:49:21,641 --> 01:49:26,341
And so, I found out about the capsule,
and tracked its owner.

1477
01:49:26,507 --> 01:49:29,707
He offered me a meeting in the Geek Parlour.

1478
01:49:29,724 --> 01:49:33,357
I couldn't send Storm Troopers there.
They'd simply not pass the test.

1479
01:49:33,494 --> 01:49:37,128
Just what I expected.
I figured Palych will come himself.

1480
01:49:37,136 --> 01:49:41,469
But he sent his apprentices.
So I gave them the capsule,

1481
01:49:41,621 --> 01:49:44,311
as I had no other chance
to untangle this ball of yarn.

1482
01:49:44,311 --> 01:49:47,978
To keep track on the events,
I gave Lara a compass.

1483
01:49:48,002 --> 01:49:49,902
- Compass?!
- You still have it, in fact.

1484
01:49:49,945 --> 01:49:51,878
I completely forgot about it.

1485
01:49:52,058 --> 01:49:55,458
How could you keep an unknown artefact?

1486
01:49:55,663 --> 01:49:58,529
I taught you not to trust anybody!

1487
01:49:58,636 --> 01:50:01,703
No! You taught me all manners
of anti-scientific crap.

1488
01:50:01,802 --> 01:50:02,802
You could have told us.

1489
01:50:03,280 --> 01:50:07,280
Forgive me for silence, my friends!
Palych is a good player.

1490
01:50:07,311 --> 01:50:10,744
He would immediately crack the trick,
if you hadn't started a real hunt for him.

1491
01:50:10,797 --> 01:50:12,597
And yet, you were fooled!

1492
01:50:12,673 --> 01:50:13,673
Twice!

1493
01:50:13,732 --> 01:50:16,165
Thanks to the Compass, 
I learned of the Prophecy.

1494
01:50:16,241 --> 01:50:19,841
And I saw that Ob-Ivan and Palych
are not just crazy misfit geeks.

1495
01:50:19,853 --> 01:50:22,787
The outburst of these anomalies,
which we fought through the years,

1496
01:50:23,022 --> 01:50:25,222
is a product of our interference.

1497
01:50:25,348 --> 01:50:28,815
We accidentally helped the Darkness,
by taking out Ob-Ivan's power.

1498
01:50:29,458 --> 01:50:32,925
We messed up the balance.
Now we must fix it.

1499
01:50:33,871 --> 01:50:35,405
- Black Penguin!
- Yo?

1500
01:50:35,514 --> 01:50:37,114
- You are still with us?
- Yes!

1501
01:50:37,173 --> 01:50:40,573
Come over here, where nobody can mess with you.

1502
01:50:41,391 --> 01:50:46,958
I knew nothing of Tia Darya and Tia Vanya's plan.
I didn't know where the Chosen One went.

1503
01:50:47,022 --> 01:50:49,455
But I believed that you will settle it yourselves.

1504
01:50:49,467 --> 01:50:52,067
I only interfered a few times,
to steer the events my way.

1505
01:50:52,333 --> 01:50:53,733
And you did not fail me.

1506
01:51:06,934 --> 01:51:09,134
Well, that's it! Time to choose.

1507
01:51:09,529 --> 01:51:12,429
- Who should I write in?
- You are the Chosen One. You decide.

1508
01:51:12,873 --> 01:51:15,406
- What, no wishes?
- None.

1509
01:51:18,625 --> 01:51:20,225
You know. There is a couple of guys...

1510
01:51:20,780 --> 01:51:25,447
Sure, they're hard to deal with sometimes,
and you never know what they're thinking...

1511
01:51:25,529 --> 01:51:28,562
But each of them will be 
loyal to themselves to the end.

1512
01:51:28,587 --> 01:51:30,887
And even if everyone else
gets disappointed and leaves,

1513
01:51:30,910 --> 01:51:33,643
these two will stay, each on their side.

1514
01:51:33,708 --> 01:51:37,708
And I know nobody who fits better
to be Earl of Light and Lord of Darkness.

1515
01:51:37,804 --> 01:51:40,504
I choose Palych and Ob-Ivan.

1516
01:51:44,854 --> 01:51:48,721
Everything falls into place.
To where it began.

1517
01:51:49,691 --> 01:51:50,691
Done.

1518
01:51:51,089 --> 01:51:55,022
Throw the sheet in the water.
This capsule thing is too much trouble.

1519
01:51:59,892 --> 01:52:03,792
And that's it? So simple?
End of story?

1520
01:52:03,938 --> 01:52:07,271
Something like that. But knowing
Palych and Ob-Ivan, and their enthusiasm,

1521
01:52:07,548 --> 01:52:09,881
it can very much repeat again.

1522
01:52:09,953 --> 01:52:13,186
But the new story has a very different
role prepared for you.

1523
01:52:13,250 --> 01:52:13,950
What do you mean?

1524
01:52:14,018 --> 01:52:19,885
Well, you must realize that after everything
you found out, you only have one choice.

1525
01:53:00,309 --> 01:53:04,376
So, about that instrumental, for whatever
it was, PORS 2, or FORS 3, it's done.

1526
01:53:04,512 --> 01:53:06,978
I came up with a few sick strums!
It's gonna be awesome!

1527
01:53:07,084 --> 01:53:08,551
Gonna be just epic!

1528
01:53:08,734 --> 01:53:10,200
- That's good!
- Yep.

1529
01:53:13,503 --> 01:53:15,303
- Man, this is your chance.

1530
01:53:20,093 --> 01:53:21,093
- Good luck!

1531
01:53:29,848 --> 01:53:31,115
Excuse me, miss?

1532
01:53:31,263 --> 01:53:33,296
I think we've met somewhere.

1533
01:53:33,466 --> 01:53:35,466
Your name isn't Lara, by chance?

1534
01:53:40,466 --> 01:53:45,466
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1535
01:58:15,746 --> 01:58:19,513
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